*at the White House*
Andy: lmao waddup, mah nigga?
Obama: lolz aye chill with that word I own ur life lmao, where's Alex
*shoves Andy aside and Andy falls down 17 flights of stairs*
Alex: hello mr. Prez
Obama: oh please... Call me daddy
Alex: wait what don't u mean Barack
Obama: ok lmao??
*andy breathes heavily*
Andy: IM NEVER RUNNING EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE.
Alex: whatever hoe it took you 4 hours to RUN up 2 flights of stairs that you claim to be "17"
Obama: Guards, pls lock Andy away while I lock Alex away
Alex: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING, I SWEAR I OBEYED ALL LAWS.
Obama: I know. I wasn't talking about that kind of locking up...
*alex bites his lips nervously*
Alex: ....Daddy?
Obama: there we go.
*obamas bedroom*
Obama: strip that fine ass target uniform
Alex stripe teases, twirling his red shirt around, lust filling his eyes towards those dark brown eyes. Alex lays himself down on his daddy's bed, that was until he heard a strange noise under the bed.
Alex: is it just me, or is the bed creaking?
As if on cue, Niall horan pops out from under the bed and chants, "WE IN DIS BITCH. FINNA GET CRUNK, EYEBROWS ON FLEEK, DA FUQ?"
Next, he willingly takes his own hands into obama's.
Niall looks him straight in the eyes and sings, "Baby you light up my world like nobody el-"
Obama cuts him off:
Is it bc I'm black? I'm black, I don't light up, is this some kind of joke
I'm going to take Andy's advice and OBAMA YO MOMMA you fucking llama you
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Update: it's actually TruZayn now because I deleted my almost 6k acc, God knows why
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More Than Just A Scanner (Alex from Target)
Fanfiction"Who's that?" "Oh that's Alex. Stay away from him, he's a scanner." "No... He's more than just a scanner."
