*Alex's home*
Alex: Mom, Dad, this is DaQuan.
Parents: Wait what isn't that Obama?
Alex: No. It was just Quan before I got the D
Parents: Wha-
Alex to DaQuan: Did u hang out with Beth last night
DaQuan: Yea you know what, I did
Alex: oh I love Beth
DaQuan: you hate Beth
Alex: YEAH NO SHIT HONEY :)))
DaQuan: NIGGA DAMN I THOUGHT IT WAS ANDY WHO WAS BLEEDING OUT OF THE VAJAYJAY
Alex: I will choke yo blak azz dafuq
A/N: I dunno what to post for photos, so you'll just have to bear with me with my edits lmao
On another note, my night sucks and so does my family
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
More Than Just A Scanner (Alex from Target)
Hayran Kurgu"Who's that?" "Oh that's Alex. Stay away from him, he's a scanner." "No... He's more than just a scanner."
