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Crystal: Scare Infinite back, sis? Sure! I have an idea.

Crystal walked outside and started digging a hole in front of the castle, then grabbed a bag which was moving and dumped it's contents into the hole and covered it up with leaves.

Crystal: Hehehe... I'm gonna scare him first, then he should scream and fall back into this pit!

A little while later, Infinite walked out of the castle and grabbed some mail out of the mailbox.

Infinite: Ugh... Bills and taxes. Sucks we still have to pay for this, even though we're rich as fuck.

Infinite turned around and started to walk back, as Crystal put on a Chucky mask and yelled at Infinite.

Crystal: ROAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

Infinite: WHOA, SHIT!

Infinite fell backwards into the hole and got up.

Crystal: Hehe! 

Infinite: What's so funny?

Infinite looked down to see an actual Chucky doll with a knife.

Chucky: KNIFE TO MEET YOU!

Infinite: OH, SHIT!!!

Crystal giggled and sat on a sun lounger.

Infinite: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

Chucky: Why are you afraid, doggo? Dogs are supposed to go woof! Not shit themselves over a doll!

Infinite: CRYSTAL, HELP! 

Crystal: Hmm? Nah. You made me wet myself, and this is payback.

Infinite: ...Valid point...

Chucky: Now, hold still. I need to give you a haircut.

Infinite: SHAVE MY FUR AND I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE FUCKING SUN!

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