ELEVEN ELEVEN/b.k

eleventh

-KALONS this is for u

[YOUR NAME] COULD NOT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT. no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get over about last night. Her mind was full of the word 'princess'.

'princess' this, 'princess' that.

oh, how she wished to actually hear bakugou to call her princess.

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←#[YourName]NeedsATwitter

so tell us kacchan
seemashu • 07:00

why were u up at 11pm calling someone princss broski 😔👊🏻
kami-sama • 07:00

fuck off
boom boom 💥 • 07:00

pRiNcEsS
airpods • 07:00

Good morning!!!
No 'wakey wakey' from [Your Name]-chan today ☹️!
floatie • 07:01

DUDE I KNOWWW ):<
kami-sama • 07:01

OH MY GOD NO
HAVE YOU SEEN HER
SHE LOOKS LIKE HELL RN
invisi • 07:01

oh? fuck is this?
little miss perfect looking like hell? aint that unusual?
boom boom 💥 • 07:01

nah, she's hot like hell 😎🥵
MIDNIGHT PICS LINK IN BIO • 07:02

yes i actually AGREE
she's a QUEEN
but she looks so dead
she fell asleep in the dining table with cereal in her messy ass tangled hair!!
invisi • 07:02

IS OUR BAbY OKAY
pinkiepie • 07:02

IS OUR BABY OKAY
kami-sama • 07:02

SHUT UP I SAID IT FIRST
pinkiepie • 07:02

YOU ARE INVALID SHUT UP
kami-sama • 07:02
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BAKUGOU HEADS DOWN THE STAIRS, EXPECTING ANOTHER ENCOUNTER WITH THE SAME GIRL IN THE KITCHEN. it's happened quite a lot lately. majority of their interactions happen in the kitchen.

"the fuck is up with you, dumbass?" bakugou asks. he was wondering what happened to the so called picture-perfect girl cause she definitely looked so crazy right now.

doesn't mean she isn't attractive tho, hehe.

"what do you mean?"

"fuck you mean fuck I mean? you look like a fucking mess," he says, snapping a picture and showing it to her.

"yikes," she says, her straight face nothing compared to her sexuality.

"fuck happened to you?" he asks. he never really cared about her, but he found her just a bit interesting after seeing her quirk.

"i don't know!" she exclaims. oh, how she wanted to say it was his fault for calling him princess!

but he did not need to know that :)

"your hair fucking went from prisoner of azkaban hermione to sorcerer's stone hermione," he says. his reference making her smile a bit. "but with froot loops."

"oh, my. that was adorable."

oh, how much that sentence sounded familiar :D!

too bad bakugou is kind of stupid in this fic for who knows what reason and is becoming like adrien who can't tell that marinette is ladybug.

"what did you just say?"

"shit," she blurts out. "nothing!"

"did you even fucking sleep?"

"no. why do you even care?"

"i... i don't know," he starts and faces kirishima. "why do I even care?"

"i don't know, bro. why are you asking me that?" kiri says, all confused and shit because best bro baku kind of slow.

"fucking never mind. school starts soon so go fix yourself, granger."

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im in slytherin!
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( bitch who are you >

< gRaNgEr apparently )

( fuck u )
( what about parkinson then )
( bitch >

( ew no thank u baby )
< granger is better 😌 )

(how the fuck did you even )
( fucking have my number >

( kami-chan gave it to me (๑>◡<๑)! )
( so i decided to slyther-in)
< sssss >>>>>:>~ )