DS!Error: Marco
DS!Cross: Polo-
DS!Error: Gosh dangit Cross, shut up.
DS!Cross: But you said we were playing Marco Polo!
DS!Error: I said help me find Marco before Polo does!
DS!Cross: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE NAMED MARCO! OR POLO!
DS!Nightmare: Calm down, stop acting so crazy!
DS!Cross: No you.
DS!Nightmare: Fair.
DS!Error: Wait- wasn't our house on fire?
DS!Cross: It wasn't. It was the gosh dang furnace.
DS!Error: Oh, I forgot about that.
DS!Nightmare: Oh yeah? Then why am I on fire?
DS!Cross: You've been like that since yesterday.
DS!Nightmare: Oh... AHHHHHHHHHHH-
DS!Cross: *slap* Remember the turtles.
DS!Error: Cross, turtles don't even exist in the underground-
DS!Cross: THEN WHAT'S THAT?
Gerson: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE-
DS!Nightmare: I hope you choke on a crab apple.
Gerson: WHEEZEEEE-
DS!Error: I'm scared.
DS!Nightmare: Good.
DS!Cross: So now what?
DS!Nightmare: HmMmMmMm... let's prank JR.
DS!Cross: Eh, why not.
DS!Error: What about the turtle?
DS!Nightmare: Cross can take care of him.
DS!Cross: What-
DS!Nightmare: ONWARDS! LOLOLOL-
DS!Dream: And that's why you- oh no.
DS!Nightmare: YOUR MUM IS DEAD!
DS!Dream: She was yours too.
DS!Nightmare: REEEE-
DS!Dream: Also, why are you on fire..?
DS!Nightmare: I am in immense pain- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
DS!Dream: *sigh* Nightmare, why do you always show up during stuff like this.. you could hurt someone!
DS!Nightmare: ...Do it.
DS!Dream: -?
*le splash*
DS!Dream: ! Eep! Wh-What is this stuff?!
DS!Nightmare: Bleach.
DS!Dream: Nightmare..! I just got this cleaned..!
DS!Nightmare: Good-
DS!Error: NIGHTMARE THE HOUND IS HERE!!
DS!Nightmare: FRICK
DS!Ink: I AM NOT A DOG FOR F—K SAKE!
*le splash- again*
DS!Nightmare: NANI- WHAT'S THIS?
DS!Ink: Holy water.
DS!Nightmare: Oh.
DS!Ink: ...
DS!Nightmare: .....AHHHHHHHHH-
DS!Cross: RUN!
DS!Dream: Not this time! Ink, now!
DS!Ink: *nod*
*beep*
DS!Error: Oh no-
DS!Nightmare: WHY IS NO ONE HELPING ME-
DS!Cross: Welp. We're screwed.
DS!Ink: Yup.
*le net*
DS!Nightmare: AH! OUR WEAKNESS! EASY TO ESCAPE TRAPS-
DS!Dream: As leader of Justice Reigns, I declare the three of you under arrest!
DS!Nightmare: ..Heh.. I still have one trick up my sleeve..
DS!Dream: And what's that?
DS!Nightmare: *pulls out uno reverse card* No you.
*net reappears on DS!Dream and Ink*
DS!Ink: How does that even work?!
DS!Nightmare: SCATTER!
DS!Error: *RUNS*
DS!Cross: *ALSO RUNS*
DS!Nightmare: *WALKS*
DS!Cross: -um.. Nightmare. You're walking.
DS!Nightmare: Oh, my bad. *RUNS-*
DS!Dream: *grabs Nightmare*
DS!Nightmare: FRICK FRICK FRICK-
DS!Dream: The only person that couldn't get out of this net is you guys and anyone who's part of the Undertale fandom.
DS!Nightmare: You are the Undertale fandom.
DS!Dream: That is not the point right now! You're coming with me.
DS!Nightmare: Ha! You wish! My friends would never-
DS!Ink: They left a minute ago.
DS!Nightmare: Gosh dangit again!?
DS!Dream: Come on Nightmare, it's time we asked you some questions..
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Life Of The Meme Squad {DS Fanfic}
FanfictionWhy should the good guys get all the attention when the crazy people have a more exciting life? Justice Reigns always makes the Meme Squad pay for crimes against their cause, but is that really what they're doing? Join Nightmare, Cross, and Error as...
