Izuku: Aizawa can you tell me what is the name of that cat cafe? I haven't played with cats in a long time and I miss playing with one, plus I wanna adopt one.
Shouto: I fucking knew it!!!
Mina: knew what?!
Shouto: that Aizawa is Izuku's father
Izuku: not this shit again... look all might is my stepdad, my real father is overseas, plus Aizawa is not my freaking dad got it?! We don't even look the same!!!
Shouto: whatever you say I'm still convinced that Aizawa is your father and you can't change that.
Izuku: but I can punch your face and make you forget my whole dad thing.
Mina: I can be your sugar daddy if you want Izuku?
Dabi: No one. No one. Mina/I wanna be your sugar daddy Izuku.
Mina: let me pamper our cinnamon roll!!
Izuku: I don't wanna be pampered by anyone especially you, you cheating piece of shit!!
Dabi: you guys were dating?
Izuku: no! We played a dating video game and she cheated on her boyfriend with a motherfreaking rich guy!!
Shouto: putting the game shit aside who is your father, spill the tea sis...
Izuku: my father my gorgeous pure father is dead and no one else.
Izuku has logged off.
Shouto: so it's Aizawa hah I knew it!!!
Dabi: someone kills meh, please! This whole father thing won't end with him 🙄
Kaminari: how about you kill meh instead.
Aizawa: oh I will if you don't clean the teachers' room from glitter.
TBC ♥️
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