☆AKATSUKI BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS☆

Making him angry /pranking him

(I am annoyed today so here is a chapter about it because we all like annoying the people we love)

Pein  (why the hell would you wanna annoy this scary man?...so I decided, for your well-being, to do it slightly, in a small dosage)

Since you moved to a new hideout, you headed back to the Rain village for a mission and decided to sell your old place, so invited Pein over to help you clean out the junk from your house, since he had some spare time.

You sat on the floor between all the cardboard boxes, sorting out your things and there was knock on your door. You got up and opened seeing it was your favorite boy. He came in and gave you a kiss on the cheek then closed the door behind him.

“So what do you want me to do?” he asked as you pulled him to sit down on the ground next to you. “I'm just sorting out some old stuff from these boxes”

He nodded and started looking through the packages and saw a box with ‘Icha Icha paradise’ books and other adult looking ones. He held one up and stared at you “Really? Never knew you were into my Sensei’s work”

you blushed and snatched it away from him “T-those aren’t mine…I find them on bodies of a dead shinobi and got curious…Ninjas sure are lonely people, almost all of them carry it around” you said throwing the box in the garbage pile. He laughed and reached out for another box and saw a bunch of pictures of you while you were young, but each time it was with a different guy. “Who are all these?” he asked showing you the pictures. You got an evil idea and decided to mess with him “oh nothing they were…my old boyfriends” 

He frowned and looked at all the pictures “You had this many!...I thought Hanzo’s little princess would’ve been locked up in a tower all her life” he said obviously pissed off.

You took the pictures from him and smiled “Nah I used to sneak out a lot….Ooh I remember this guy he was my first…it was hard to forget him since he was really cute… and this guy was really mean but I loved him anyways regardless" 

Pein frowned “If they are your exes why do you keep the pictures…just toss them out”

You gasped “I can’t do that!...I still love em so much!”

“YOU WHAT!!” he yelled angrily

“yeah dad killed them all…and….” You got close to him looking deeply in his eyes “it’s funny…because he killed you too Pein” you said creepily caressing his cheek and orange hair. He grit his teeth and slapped the box from your hand making all the photos fall and scatter everywhere startling you. He grabbed your shoulder roughly and wanted to yell at you until a picture caught his eyes. He held it up and saw it was a picture of you and all your siblings with your father and those men, then it hit him, Pein facepalmed and looked at you “These men…are all your brothers aren’t they?”

You sweat dropped motioning for him to let go of his painful grip on your shoulder “Yes they are…I can’t believe you fell for that. Couldn’t you see the resemblance?...Were you mad because I'm your first and you’re not mine?” you laughed 

He frowned “Shut up y/n! This is not funny!”

You laughed and kissed his cheek “Sorry I didn’t know it was such a big deal to you” You kissed his cheek again and got up to pick all the scattered pictures from the floor and he sighed then got up to help you.

  

Hidan

You decided to get some drinks for the guys and spend the night with them on the beach drinking. The shore next to the hideout was now officially belonging to the Akatsuki even though Pein was purely against it, since they were too exposed, literally and technically. But as usual you all ignored him because it beats being indoors in this extreme heat. You got some chairs and tables and were enjoying a good night until Kisame suggested you all arm wrestle to see who was the strongest physically, knowing it was obviously him, because seriously that guy was huge! It was really fun seeing Deidara squirm, trying to beat Kakuzu who hadn’t even moved his arm yet, until you flipped a coin again and you got Hidan.