Chapter 13: Introducing Snape to Becky G.....But I'm still singing Rita Ora

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"Jenna I ........I still like....I still like llamas." Draco said.

"What?" I asked. I am so confused.

"Um I mean-"

"Jenny! Come on we are going to be late for DADA!" Blaise called. Oh Lord I'm gonna be late!

"Coming! Bye Draco we'll talk later." I ran out of the common room with Blaise, "Bye Mr. Salazar thanks!"

"No problem."

We ran up to Prof. Lupins class all cheery and jumpy and goodie goodie gumdrops. All to find that we were the first ones there. I sat with Blaise and Draco and Goyle sat together leaving Crabbe looking around the room looking stupid. The rest of the class files in. Finally Sev came in, five minutes late might I add.

Sev was just criticizing Prof. Lupin and five minutes later my oh-so-out-of-shape-brother came bursting through the door panting.

"Sorry I'm late Professor Lupin I-" he started.

"You are ten minutes late Potter so hmmm ten points from Gryffindor I guess." Sev cut him off. I raised my hand.

"But Sevy you were five minutes late so do we take away five points from the I-don't-wash-my-hair-club?" I asked and batted my eyes innocently.

"That won't be necessary as I-"

"If its for you then it's not necessary for Harry now is it? I mean I have a point but you are just unfair. You see sev in muggle America there's a song by Becky G. It's called Shower as in, step inside the tub turn up the knob actually use SOAP and wash all areas of the body including HAIR!!" I stated.

"Potter was disrupting the class there was no class started when I got here." he sneered.

"Well duh there was no class started you're the friggin teacher! And my brother wasn't disrupting anything! All you were doing was criticizing the professor! And BTW you are humiliating your self more and more just by arguing with a 13 year old." I shouted. This dude needs to stop talking back to me. I am getting mad.

"If I say Potter was late he was late end of discussion." he glared at me.

"And if I say he wasn't late you were early then THAT'S what happened end of discussion.

"You don't get the final word I get the final word."

"Well you should spend less time talking and more time learning that song I told you about because believe me, you'll need it!" I shouted then shouldered my bag and stormed out of the classroom.

I ran to the lake and used my metamorphagus powers to become a mermaid. It felt good to use my powers again. I just swam for half an hour but then got bored of it and started singing.

"I'm gonna love ya
Until you hate me
And I'm gonna show ya
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Than to mess with me, honey
I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya
Gonna love ya, gonna love ya
Like a black widow, baby

This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same
First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray
We went from nothing to something, liking to loving
It was us against the world and now we just f*****
It's like I loved you so much and now I just hate you
Feeling stupid for all the time that I gave you
I wanted all or nothing for us ain't no place in between
Might, might be me believing what you say that you never mean
Like it'll last forever but now forever ain't as long
If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be stuck singing this song
You were different from my last but now you got it mirrored
And as it all plays out I see it couldn't be clearer
Now sing

You used to be thirsty for me
But now you wanna be set free
This is the web, web that you weave
So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now)

I'm gonna love ya
Until you hate me (Right)
And I'm gonna show ya (Show 'em what show 'em what)
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Than to mess with me, honey (it's all over with now)
I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya
Gonna love ya, gonna love ya
Like a black widow, baby

Black, black widow, baby

I'm gonna l-l-l-love you until it hurts
Just to get you I'm doing whatever works
You've never met nobody
That'll do you how I do ya
That will bring you to your knees
Praise Jesus hallelujah
I'm-a make you beg for it, plead for it
Till you feel like you breathe for it
Till you do any and everything for it
I want you to fiend for it
Wake up and dream for it
Till it's got you gasping for air
And you lean for it
'Till they have a CAT scan and check on your mind
And it's nothing but me, on it (on it, on it, on it)
Now it's me-time believe that
If it's yours when you want it
I wouldn't promise I need that
Till I'm everywhere that you be at
I can't fall back go quick
Cause this here a fatal attraction so I take it all or I don't want ****

You used to be thirsty for me (Right)
But now you wanna be set free
This is the web, web that you weave
So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now)

I'm gonna love ya
Until you hate me (Right)
And I'm gonna show ya (Show 'em what show 'em what)
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Than to mess with me, honey
I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya
Gonna love ya, gonna love ya
Like a black widow, baby

Bl-bl-bla-black widow, baby"

"You have a beautiful voice." Said a voice behind me. I turned around, it was Alexa and Michaela.

"Thanks."

"We heard what happened in your class." Alexa started.

"We wanted to check on you." finished Michaela.

"And lucky for you we are metamorphagus too!" Alexa announced. They morphed into mermaids like me. We just sat there for the rest of the day like that, talking and having fun.
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Sorry guys! its so late! I wrote on Tuesday but forgot to publish it so....yeah! I am very forgetful sometimes. Hope you liked it! And apologies again its so short but hey. That's life!

Elle

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