Chapter 14: Who would've guessed?

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After my mermaid talk with Michaela and Alexa I was called to Dumbledoof's office.

Haha that's not his name.

Naw dip Sherlock. Sometimes I feel like I'm to dumb to outsmart myself, but then I'm always wrong because I always outsmart myself. So I'm smart in a dumb too smart for my self. You follow? If you don't I can't because you are the one who had to come all up inside MY head and read my thoughts. Just so you could stalk my brother and find out what he does on his adventures. You are probably saying 'yo Jennifer we ain't stalking your bro cuz we just readin' a book!' Well I have so many things to say to that.
1. You must be from New Jersey well it's either that or you didn't go to school because that grammar was way off
2. Technically if you look up stalking in the dictionary it says I don't know what it says BUT stalking can be any form of watching or listening to everything a person says without them knowing, so if you are in my head reading my thoughts you know what my brother is saying and be doesn't know that SO you are considered a stalker.
NO FURTHER DISCUSSION!!!!!!!

Hey stalker, you know why I like you? I'm gonna pretend you said, why? I like you because you can't talk back to me. And if you haven't noticed from your past months of stalkery I don't like being spoken back to. You see I just called you a stalker 10 times and you didn't say anything and I love you for that. BUT let's get one thing straight. I like food. Wow! It feels good to get that off of my chest. Ooh! Back to the story, I know, I know.

I got to the gargoyles that led to Dumbledores big ol' study. But I did something wrong because the gargoyles started to yell at me. You probably want to know what I did so I will tell you. I knocked on the gargoyles head. And then it started to yell at me!!!!! JUST FOR KNOCKING ON HIS HEAD!!! I mean jeez give a mermaid a break will ya. FINALLY the gargoyle - that I will call fatty farty from now and on - stepped aside. But only someone came out. Oopsies. I think fatty farty made too much noise. I tried to tell him. I want a cheeseburger. Hey that was random. Well it was actually Dumbledoof who stepped out. When he say me, he eyed me curiously. So I thought it'd be safe to say,
"Don't worry I am not your stalker." He just chuckled at me. That wasn't very nice.

"Come in ms. Potter." He said kindly. Well that's more like it.

"Don't mind if I do professor." I accepted.

"Now I brought you in here bearing a message......from your parents. It says:
Dumbledore,
Please tell Jennifer that her real godfather is Serverus Snape. Sirius Black is Harry's godfather.
Best wishes James and Lily Potter." He read.

"Why couldn't my parents tell me this in person." I asked.

"You see Jennifer the potion somehow stopped working for them." He exclaimed slowly.

"So they're dead.......again." I asked again tears brimming my eyes.

"Unfortunately yes." He confirmed.

" I didn't even get to say goodbye. I was too busy using my animagus powers to cool off from my random day. I didn't even spend time with my parents before they died again! I AM SI STUPID UGH!!!!! I stormed out of the study and down back to the lake using my powers to dive in just in time. I can't believe it. My parents are dead .........again. I just wanted to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to stay at the bottom of the lake with my fellow mermaids. I still have to see uncle sev and talk to him sometime. I was bored so I stated to sing, singing always make me feel better

I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side

When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it okay
I miss you

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