"The names Lauren. Just Lauren."
On the night of Lorelai Gilmore's bachelorlette party Her,Sookie,Michel,Lauren,Miss Patty and Rory went to a club.
"We're not going to get in." Rory says.
"Yeah mom,this was quite idiotic." Lauren says looking to her mother.
"Hush you. You guys will get in." Lorelai says and Lauren rolls her eyes.
"This is a felony,corrupting minors. We'll all end up in the pokey." Michel says making Lauren smirk.
"He's right we'll all end up in the pokey." Rory agrees.
"Yeah mom,do you want your two innocent daughters to end up in the pokey because of you?" Lauren asks grinning.
"Stop saying pokey!" Lorelai exclaims"It's weird."
"Just like you." Lauren mumbles.
"Just." Sookie says"Just try to look older."
"How?" Rory asks.
"Look like your thinking about retirement, 401(k)s."
"Oh goodness." Lauren mutters.
"Yes." Michel says rolling his eyes"You should've brought your fake beard and moustache."
"Who invited Mr snicklefritz?" Lorelai asks.
"He heard us planning and wanted to come." Sookie glares to Michel.
"I did not know the evening included babysitting." Micheal says.
"Yeah right." Lauren snorts. They get in front of the line.
"It's 12 dollars." The bouncer says then looks to Lauren and Rory"And it's 18 and over."
"Oh,their 18." Sookie says.
"That's right." Rory says." Last week,so it's a new 18 but it's an 18."
"Great going Ror." Lauren says face palming.
"You got some ID?" The bouncer asks.
"Hey sir make way for Rory and Lauren." Lorelai says,Lauren looks at her mother waiting for where this is going." That's their name,their only name. Rory. Lauren. Single name. Their that important. Internationally known international supermodel and sometimes for international products."
"Their very big in Germany." Sookie adds.
"Ja,with the lederhosen and such." Lorelai says in a German accent.
"12 dollars." Bouncer says accepting defeat.
"Thank you."
When they walk in,it's filled with drag queens.
"This is a drag show." Michel says.
"It's called queen Victoria." Sookie informs"What did you expect,crumpets and tea?"
They walk to an empty table only to realise that Emily Gilmore was there making it funny for Lauren.
"What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doing here?" Lorelai asks.
"Oh I invited her." Michel grins"Just a little suprise for you. I thought it would be a kick."
"Oh piss off Michel." Lauren rolls her eyes and grins"Hi Grandma."
"How did you both get in?" Emily asks.
"We're German supermodels,So yeah that's it cool." Lauren says.
"Happy bachelorette party,Lorelai."
"Thank you mother."
"And in the future,when you plan and you tell a person to show up at eight,It is considered good manners for you to aslo to show up at eight." Emily says making Lauren roll her eyes.
"Well I didn't exactly invite you mother." Lorelai says"Michel did."
"Ouch mama!"
~~~
Later Rory and Lauren are in the Rory's room,Lauren is strumming on her guitar,when Lorelai walks in.
"Pack!" Lorelai says.
"What?"
"Pack!"
"Why?"
"Were going on a road trip!"
"What why!?" Lauren asks putting her guitar down slowly.
"We haven't had a road trip in forever and it's good weather. So pack!"
"Mom why?"
"Mom your getting married this weekend we can't go on a road trip!"
"Rory,do you have my blue swimsuit?"
"Mom-"
"We need sun screen!"
"Mom stop!" Lauren shouts"Are you getting married or not?"
Tears well up in Lorelai's eyes and Lauren shots up and grabs her bag that was in rory's room.
"What do I need to pack?" Rory asks.
"Do you think I'll need sun glasses?" Lauren asks"I'll just take the sun glasses."
"You girls are crazy and I love it!"Lorelai exclaims.
"I call shotgun!"
