Newt: Hey guys, we should change our usernames!!!
Leta: ahh...why tho?
Newt: Coz our real names are too boring and generic
Leta: Ur name is literally Newton Artemis Fido Scamander
Tina: Oh my gosh, is it? Seriously?
Tina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Queenie: You can't talk Porpentina Esther Goldstein!!!!
Tina: Don't, just don't
Queenie: Well you started it honey
Newt: Can we please change our usernames now?????
Jacob: Yeah, I wanna do it!!!
Theseus: Sounds pretty lit
Leta: Seriously Theseus? Lit?
Theseus: What?
Tina: Oh for Merlin's sake, let's just do it!!!
Leta: Yeah ok, sorry
(Tina changed their username to: porcupine_19xx)
(Leta changed their username to: sneaky.snek)
(Queenie changed their username to: strudel_the_poodlexx)
(Theseus changed their username to: ya_boi)
(Jacob changed their username to: muggles_are_the_sh*t)
(Newt changed their username to: toot.toot_noot.noot)
(toot.toot_noot.noot changed their username to: creatures.r.lit )
(creatures.r.lit changed their username to: pufflingboiii_24)
muggles_are_the_sh*t: ahh Newt?
muggles_are_the_sh*t: ...what're you doing?
pufflingboiii_24: Changing my username
pufflingboiii_24: Isn't that what we're doing?
sneaky.snek: Why are you changing it so many times tho?
pufflingboiii_24: Well I have quite a few different ideas, so I thought I'd just use all of them
sneaky.snek: ummmm
muggles_are_the_sh*t: I don't think that's how it works...
pufflingboiii_24: What?
strudle_the_poodlexx: Newt, honey. U can't have multiple usernames at the same time
pufflingboiii_24: Huh? What do you mean?
strudle_the_poodlexx: U can only have one username
pufflingboiii_24: Wait... what?
pufflingboiii_24: I'm very confused
ya_boi: Bro, seriously it's not that difficult to understand
ya_boi: YOU
ya_boi: CAN
ya_boi: ONLY
ya_boi: HAVE
ya_boi: 1
ya_boi: USERNAME!!!!!!
pufflingboiii_24: oh
pufflingboiii_24: wait...
pufflingboiii_24: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pufflingboiii_24: So, that's why it wasn't working!!
muggles_are_the_sh*t: yeeeaaahhhhh
ya_boi: Finally! Took you long enough
pufflingboiii_24: Sorry!
strudle_the_poodlexx: Honey, it's fine
strudle_the_poodlexx: Now u just have to choose 1 that u want to use
pufflingboiii_24: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
strudle_the_poodlexx: Huh?
pufflingboiii_24: I CAN'T ONLY CHOOSE ONE!!!!!!!!!
pufflingboiii_24: I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!
pufflingboiii_24: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!!!!!
pufflingboiii_24: I DON'T DO SIDES!!! REMEMBER??
strudle_the_poodlexx: Newt, sweetie...
ya_boi: Mercy Lewis, Newt! Get over it
ya_boi: It's just a username
ya_boi: But in my opinion... creatures.r.lit is definitely by far the best
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Oh my god, not again
muggles_are_the_sh*t: What's up with you and that word, Theseus?
sneaky.snek: Yeah. Seriously Theseus!?!
ya_boi: Who's Theseus?
sneaky.snek: ummmm...you?
ya_boi: I don't know anyone called Theseus
sneaky.snek: Yes you do!
sneaky.snek: Your name is literally Theseus!!
ya_boi: no it isn't
ya_boi: It's me....
ya_boi: ya boi
sneaky.snek: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sneaky.snek: I give up!!!
pufflingboiii_24: Guys!! This isn't helping!
sneaky.snek: Oh for Merlin's sake Newt, just pick a username!!
pufflingboiii_24: But....
sneaky.snek: What's wrong with pufflingboii_24 anyway?
sneaky.snek: It seems fine to me
pufflingboiii_24: But what about the other ones?!
sneaky.snek: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pufflingboiii_24: Wait actually... I quite like it too
pufflingboiii_24: I think I'll keep it
sneaky.snek: Mercy Lewis!!
sneaky.snek: I seriously cannot with you Scamander brothers
pufflingboiii_24: Sorry
ya_boi: Not sorry!
porcupine_19xx: Guyssssssssssss
porcupine_19xx: I just got over 60 notifications!!!!
strudle_the_poodlexx: Lol oops, sorry Teenie!
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