ya_boi: Hey, you guys wanna hear a joke?
sneaky.snek: I mean not really... but your probably gonna tell us anyway
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Your life?
ya_boi: Hey! That's not very nice
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Yeah I know, that's why I said it
ya_boi: :(
ya_boi: So can I tell the joke now? You guys do seem pretty cranky, it'll help cheer you up!
pufflingboiii_24: Ooh I wanna hear a joke!! :D
ya_boi: Yay! Thank you Newt
pufflingboiii_24: Your welcome :)
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Wait Newt, you know how to type faces now?
pufflingboiii_24: Yeah, Queenie taught me!!
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Oh no...
pufflingboiii_24: :P
pufflingboiii_24: XD
pufflingboiii_24: ;-;
pufflingboiii_24: UwU
pufflingboiii_24: T-T
pufflingboiii_24: :3
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Okay! We get it mate!
pufflingboiii_24: Oh sorry
pufflingboiii_24: :(
ya_boi: Can I please tell my joke now!?!?!
pufflingboiii_24: YEAH!! :D
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Well alright then
sneaky.snek: Let's get this over with
ya_boi: Okay. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
pufflingboiii_24: Ooooohh I love the ocean!!
muggles_are_the_sh*t: I don't know, what did it say?
ya_boi: Nothing he just waved
pufflingboiii_24: Oohh that was soooo funnyyyyyyy!
pufflingboiii_24: Wait...
pufflingboiii_24: I don't get it
ya_boi: It's coz you know, the ocean has waves...
pufflingboiii_24: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ya_boi: Do you sea what I did there?
pufflingboiii_24: Yeah!
muggles_are_the_sh*t: ....
sneaky.snek: ....
ya_boi: Seriously... Do you?
sneaky.snek: yes...
ya_boi: Are you shore?
pufflingboiii_24: YEAH!!
sneaky.snek: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ya_boi: No need to be a beach
pufflingboiii_24: Ooooohh I love the beach too!!!
sneaky.snek: ....
muggles_are_the_sh*t: This was a terrible idea
ya_boi: Water you saying?
sneaky.snek: That your one more joke closer to being single.
sneaky.snek: I'm filing a divorce.
pufflingboiii_24: Noooooooooo Letaaaaaaaaaaaa
pufflingboiii_24: We won't be siblings-in-law then!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya_boi: Shell I stop then?
pufflingboiii_24: YES!! I really want Leta to still be my sister-in-law!!!!
sneaky.snek: THAT IS IT!
muggles_are_the_sh*t: We're done!
ya_boi: Ok I guess I'll go krill myself now
ya_boi: I just tide.
ya_boi: Nooo :( I fish you would come back
ya_boi: I won't sand anymore messages
ya_boi: Or at least my responses won't be as pacific
ya_boi: Whale, I guess you guys aren't coming back
ya_boi: Anyway, water you up to?
ya_boi: I'm just tiding up the place
ya_boi: Damn you.
ya_boi: Sorry, that's just what one river said to the other
ya_boi: I'm going to make you walk the plankton
ya_boi: Are you tide of these jokes? Cuz I understand that after a whale they get annoying. I think it's on porpoise tho.
ya_boi: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
ya_boi: I lava you :)
pufflingboiii_24: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA
pufflingboiii_24: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE THESEUS!!!!!!!!
porcupine_19xx: What the hell did I just witness!?
strudel_the_poodlexx: Ikr! I'm so lost... :/
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Honestly, I don't even know anymore
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Can you guys promise me something?
strudel_the_poodlexx: Sure, Honey! What is it?
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Remind me to NEVER let Theseus tell a joke ever again!
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Fantastic Beasts Group Chat
FanfictionA Fantastic Beasts group chat woo hoo!!! This is pretty much just going to be a collection of very random and (hopefully) hilarious conversations between the characters from Fantastic Beasts. I hope you enjoy :3 Also a big thank you to Cat (@Cateye...
