*moon, fire, and sea accidentally popped windy's balloon friend*
Moonlight:
Sea Fairy:
Fire Spirit:
Moonlight: *sighs* C'mon guys, just remember what we learned in school.
Sea Fairy: You can't microwave a dog?
Fire Spirit: A blowjob a day keeps the breakup away?
Moonlight:
Moonlight: Yeah, you guys learned VERY different things in school.
Fire Spirit: Wait, what school are we talking about?
Sea Fairy: Ehh, the normal one?
Moonlight: Exactly, why do you ask?
Fire Spirit: Oh, I thought you were talking about the bitches school. Ha ha ha!
Moonlight: WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT THAT?
Sea Fairy: For god's sake, Fire Spirit, stop your level of homosexuality.
Fire Spirit: I can't, I don't know how.
Moonlight: That isn't an excuse.
Sea Fairy: Ok ok, going back on topic, how are we supposed to solve this?
Fire Spirit: What if we just tell him the truth?
Moonlight: And end up with multiple arrows sticking out of our bodies? Yeah, no.
Fire Spirit: Then what do you propose?
Moonlight: I don't know.
Wind Archer: Hey gays.
Sea Fairy: Ohmygod-
Moonlight: Hey Windy.
Fire Spirit, who already knows what's gonna happen if they tell him: YOUWILLNOTCUTMYPENIS-
Fire Spirit: AAAAAAAA- *fucking books it*
Wind Archer: *watches fire spirit fly away* What's his problem?
Sea Fairy: Uh, Wind Archer? We have something to tell you.
Moonlight, who didn't think sea fairy would actually tell him: Oh god, los frijoles se me queman!
Moonlight: See you never, bitches! *fucking books it as well*
Wind Archer: *looks around* Sea Fairy, where's my balloon?
Sea Fairy: Uh...here's your balloon riiiight...here! *splashes him in the face with water*
Wind Archer: ACK-! *quickly wipes his eyes*
Wind Archer: SEA FAIRY, WHERE IS MY BALLOON?!
Sea Fairy, who now realized what might happen once he finds out the truth: *she also fucking books it*
hi, my fingers hurt-
also i just realized that i wrote "gays" instead of "guys"
and honestly?
it's accurate, so i'm gonna leave it in
plus
i don't feel like changing it
