Herb, crying: SO I'M COMING HOME FROM WORK AND I LITERALLY RAN OVER A SQUIRREL AND I'M A VEGETARIAN
Herb: AND THE BABY SQUIRREL WAS FOLLOWING THE MOM SQUIRREL THAT I RAN OVER
Herb: AND I PULLED OVER AND I SAW THAT IT WAS BARELY BREATHING *big inhale*
Herb: SO I TRIED TO GIVE IT CPR BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SO I HAD TO YOUTUBE IT
Herb: AND APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T GIVE CPR TO SQUIRRELS
Herb: AND I TRIED TO CALL 911 AND THEY SAID THEY DON'T DO THAT
Herb: SO I TEXTED MY FRIEND WHAT SHOULD I DO AND HE SAID "LOL JUST COME HOME"
Herb: L O L
