Truffle: Would you like something to drink?
she opened the fridge.
Truffle: We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Adventurer: Spiders?
Truffle: Spiders it is, then.
Adventurer: No that wasn't-
but she was already pouring a brimming glass of spiders.
this joke has probably already been made a bunch of times but oh well
