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Kiwi, waking Roll Cake up: Hey- you ok?

Roll Cake: I'm dead.

Kiwi: I know, you must feel like crap after that-

Roll Cake: No, I went through cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I'm deceased.

Kiwi: Oh, come on- *checks his pulse* ...but... how are you talking?

Roll Cake: Superior training. Indomitable will.

Kiwi: You really don't have a pulse!

Roll Cake: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.

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