HIGGS x READER FANFIGGS

H I G G S

UH

Once upon a convoluted plot, there was a spicy looking antagonist named higgs who didn't have enough obnoxious fangirls, so we have y/n for now. 
(I've never written a character x reader fanfiction, so please excuse this mess) 
Sam Porter Bridges and y/n were walking to Fragile so she could teleport them to Amelie's beach and face off higgs once and for all. "hey Fragile, can you teleport both of us to higgs at the same time?" y/n asked. "no," Fragile said, "I'm too fragile." "aww that sucks" y/n replied. "why do you want to tag along with Sam to face off higgs?" Fragile asked. "uhh because I think higgs is hawt" y/n blurted. "what the fu-" "Jesus freaking christ Fragile hurry up and teleport us." Sam interrupted. "Nuh uh I ain't teleporting y/n she spooky af" Fragile complained. "yes you are" Sam replied. "ok" Fragile said. Then Fragile teleported them. But then she died. "oh no Fragile died" y/n sobbed. "oof" Sam said sympathetically. "I guess she was too fragile" y/n cried. 
then higgs appeared. He was hawt. "woah higgs is hawt" y/n said, blushing. "what the fu-" "hi I'm higgs" higgs said. "woah higgs please be my boybread" y/n yelled. "no" higgs said. the end.

but that was a lie.

just like death stranding, this damn fanfiction will never end. 

prepare for more suffering, and if you clicked on this fanfiction thinking that it was a legit higgs x reader fanfic, then I am so so sorry.

but that was a lie too.

just like amelie hahahahahahaha get it 

soul lie? 

no? 

didn't understand any of this? 

yeah neither did I

ok bye.