No. It can't be...Die-Hardman...doing THAT? Impossible...
y/n backed away from die-hardman. he laughed maniacally as y/n turned around and vomited all over the very clean beach. Well, it wasn't very clean. In fact, it is very unclean. It needs holy water. Sam appeared with the holy water. "do you accept the holy water" sam asked.
>yes
>yes
but die-hardman said "no"
the last thing y/n heard was die-hardman's screams echoing throughout amelie's beach.
"hey at least I get to keep these sexy body pillows" y/n sighed in relief
"y/n what the hell" sam replied.
"my favorite is the higg one"
"of course it is"
"oh look sam there's one of you"
"WHAT"
"yeah it's pretty hot"
"time to frick myself"
"SAM NO"
"SAM YES"
then y/n decided to leave because no
"oh yeah y/n my cargo is HUGE"
"sam please no"
"sam please yes"
"hentai"
"indeed"
then y/n ran into the water and died
if I think up of any more ideas then I might write them but I can't think up of anything at the moment sORRY
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