i wake up in my bed to the sound of dogs barking. i look outside. oh wait, thats not a dog, thats my dumbass neighbor Adam barking outside my window.
"tf why are you barking its 6 am"
"because ,, you forgot your grape juice on the swing set and i came to give it back"
"oh thanks"
i take the grape juice and head to the kitchen
i unscrew the lid of the sippy cup and b o o m
big cloud comes out
im like "wtf ,, is my grape juice vaping?"
then a voice calls out and is like
no❤️
so then i say
who tf r u
"im a genie lmfaoo but like im quirky"
"why r u quirky"
"my purpose is to bring anyone in the world you want to meet to you. but you only get to do it three times so dont be a dumbass"
"ok"
