i open the sippy cup again for the last time
me: ok genie its time for the last one
genie: yep
me: ok i wanna see donald trump so i can smack the shit out of him
genie: okay
flashing lights again
i dont go anywhere
me: what happened
genie: it seems theres a mistake
me: uhhh what kind of mistake
genie: donald trump passed away 2 minutes ago due to heart failure
me: what i-
genie: my presence is ceasing to exist. i wish you well.
i turn on the news. its just regular.
i text my groupchat and tell them but they dont believe me because they cant find any news articles or anything
i wait an hour or so then i turn on the news again and its the headline:
DONALD TRUMP FOUND DEAD
my groupchat blows up and they are all shook and ask me how i knew
i say i just had a feeling because i didnt feel like explaining the whole genie thing again
