i open the sippy cup again
genie: rude
me: sorry
genie: its ok who do you want to see next
me: paul mccartney
theres a bunch of flashing lights then i appear somewhere that looks very familiar
adams mom: uhh hi? is adam with you?
me: *startled* wait what where am i
adams mom: youre at our house
me: wait does paul mccartney happen to be here?
adams mom: *looks hella confused* umm.. no
me: oh .. *awkward silence* is adam here?
adams mom: i thought he was with you
me: no
adams mom: ill go check .. ok hes in his room
i go to adams room
adam: hi
me: ok quick question
adam: what
me: ok actually sorta long question
adam: im paul mccartney
me: wtf
adam: *rips off his face to reveal that he is actually paul mccartney*
me: wtf
paul: hi
me: wait wh
paul: ive been your neighbor for 15 years and u didnt notice
me: i- wait im so confused what just happened
paul: im paul mccartney
me: wait really
paul: yeah
me: can i hug u
paul: yes of course
i hug him
me: okay one question and i'll leave you alone
him: ask away
me: can you rap the humpty rap
him: y e s
him: humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
couldnt put humpty together again
lets rap
lets rap
do the humpty rap
me: that was the greatest thing ive witnessed only competing with the time when jeon jungkook rearranged my guts
paul: haha well thank you i guess
me: well i guess i'll go now
paul: okay
me: bye ada- i mean paul
paul: bye
i leave and go to my house which is next door
i open the genie
