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𝒙𝒗𝒊𝒊𝒊. ━━ 𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔

( ✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. )
━━━━ STEAL YOUR HEART,
and so the daily pick up lines begin!

✿ੈ ∘*┊ ❪    𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒋𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒖𝒂   ❫

harley ━ june bug❣️
joshua ━ joshy🤡

˖⋆࿐໋₊

joshy 🤡
and plan b is in motion!
❪ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 ❫

joshy 🤡
are you the sun? because
you are so beautiful it's
blinding me.
❪    𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚   ❫

june bug❣️
josh, what's up with the pick up line?

joshy 🤡
how come you're not on top of
a christmas tree? i thought that's
where angels belonged.
❪    𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒅𝒂𝒚   ❫

june bug❣️
why are you making me blush, you—ugh!
❪ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 ❫

joshy 🤡
i'm sorry were you texting me?
❪    𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒆𝒅𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒅𝒂𝒚   ❫

june bug❣️
no ???

joshy 🤡
well then, please start

joshy 🤡
hello, i'm a thief and i'm here
to steal your heart.
❪    𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒅𝒂𝒚   ❫

june bug❣️
you smooth fucker—

joshy 🤡
you spend so much time in my mind,
i should charge you rent.
❪    𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚   ❫

june bug❣️
well, at least i can say the same 🙄
❪ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 ❫

joshy 🤡
i wish i were cross eyed so
i can see you twice.
❪    𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒂𝒚   ❫

june bug❣️
that doesn't even make sense ??

june bug❣️
all you'd see is your nose ??

joshy 🤡
i'm a dumb ass 🤦🏼‍♂️
❪ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 ❫

joshy 🤡
can you take me to the doctor?
because i just broke my leg falling
for you.
❪    𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚   ❫

june bug❣️
you're not even in the same room as me?

june bug❣️
how could you have possible broken your leg?

june bug❣️
i hate shutting your pick up lines down like this
because i know you're only doing it to make me
smile (yes, matt told me) but even though it does work
because johnny never did anything this sweet. i refuse to
put you through of having to pick up my broken pieces.
i have to do it myself. i'm so sorry.
❪ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 ❫