1) Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
2) Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.
3) Hey you have something on your chin...no the 3rd one down.
4) You're the reason why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
5) If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents
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Want Some Insults? Here You Go
HumorJust a book about insults because I have nothing better to do besides updating my other books that in my drafts but no one got time for that. Started: January 4, 2020 Ended: March 27, 2021
