1) You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
2) Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
3) I'll never forget the first time we met. But I'll keep trying.
4) Hold still. I'm trying to imagine you with personality.
5) I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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Want Some Insults? Here You Go
HumorJust a book about insults because I have nothing better to do besides updating my other books that in my drafts but no one got time for that. Started: January 4, 2020 Ended: March 27, 2021
