Chapter Eighteen

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1) You are the human version of period cramps.

2) If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

3) You are like a cloud. When you disappear it's a beautiful day.

4) I'd rather treat my baby's diaper rash than have lunch with you.

5) Don't worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.

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