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Math... the only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why

The word "nun" is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel

Humans are the only species that pay to live on the earth

Ever wonder how many random strangers you have seen on the last days of their lives

If dentist make their money from bad teeth, why do we use the toothpaste they recommend

Water is just a portal to a universe where you can fly, but you can't breath

If you say " whale oil beef hook" really fast is sounds like " well I'll be fucked" in an Irish accent

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