Mitchel:
I'm selling my farts to myth busters
Jesse:
Wot cunt
Christian:
We were watching myth buster juniors and they were making rockets fly with farts, exploding farts with lasers and setting fart bubbles on fire
Mitchel:
IT WAS SO AMAZING
Clinton:
I think we could make more money if we just sold Christian to them
Pat:
Clinton does have a point their
Kras is always farting
Mitchel:
Oi
This is me we are talking about not Christian
Jesse:
We will sell both of you then
Christian:
Y'all are rude I don't fart a lot
Mitchel:
Well you kinda do bub
I mean like come on
We will be half way through sex and all of the sudden you let out a loud stinky gross vomit worthy fart
Clinton:
MITCHEL TOO MUST INFO
Mitchel:
Your jealous cause your pregnant and Jesse doesn't wanna have six with u
Jesse:
😳 THATS not true
Clinton:
Mitchel go ruin your own marriage 🥺🥺
Jesse:
WHO SAID WE WERE MARRIED
Mitchel:
Shhh Jesse before you get his hormones off
Clinton:
Y'all are rude
I'm just tryna raise my twins in a positive environment
Jesse:
Should I tell him or-
Mitchel:
ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR U TI GET PREGNANT
CAUSE IF YOU COULD I WOULD BE PREGNANT BY NOW HOE
Clinton:
OKAY WHO TF ALLOWED U TI BE SMART
FUCKING DUMBASS
WAIT TILL I PROVE YOUR HEADASS WRONG WHORE
THIS IS WHY YOUR WERE A MISTAKE
YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO BE ABORTED ASK TAYLOR HE WILL YOU
DJFBDKS
THIS IS WHY YOU DIDNT WIN X FACTOR
AND THIS IS WHY YOU MADE ME VEGAN
jesse:
I thot you said not to set him off 😳😳
Mitchel:
I'm sorry I couldn't help myself
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FanfictionMitchel: IM A CRACKHEAD AYY Clinton: I named my boil 'jesse' Jesse: Wot cunt Christian: MITCHEL STOP Pat: What did I get myself into
