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Seventy-nine

Mitchel:
What sounds better
Feel good inc.
Blinding lights
Adore you
My strange addiction
Something different

Jesse:
Why?
These are all just song titles

Clinton:
Maybe he is tryna think of a name for a new song to sum shit

Mitchel:
I'm writing a fanfic on Wattpad you dumb Fucks
So which one sounds better

Jesse:
Wait
Before I answer
Who is the fanfic about
And have you been reading fanfics

Mitchel:
1) idek needa kNoW yet
2) yes

Clinton:
If you want a title then spill Whore

Mitchel:
Fine but you can't tell this person
It's a manthony fanfic
Basically kras is a surfer boy and I'm a music pothead :)

Clinton:
Of course

Jesse:
What's the book about?

Mitchel:
Did you even read what I just wrote!

Jesse:
Dont get that attitude with me or I will tell Christian
I mean that you needa give us more details cunt

Mitchel:
Ohhh
Okay
So basically it starts with Christians perspective and he is in the middle of the local surfing competition and he is having anxiety about the waves cause of last year's wipe out
Anyways he is trying to win to make his mumma proud :,)
And cause he had a bet with his best friend Jesse that if he lost then he has to pay Jesse $100 and if he wins Jesse has to pay him $100

Jesse:
Please say he looses 🥺🥺🥺

Mitchel:
IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MY FANFIC THEN SHUT UP HOMO BOY

Jesse:
SAYS THE ONE WRITING GAY FANFICS ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND

Clinton:
Y'all are both homo boys

Mitchel:
And your a preggo homo vegan boy
No shit up and back to my fanfic

Jesse:
*shut

Mitchel:
😤😤😤
Anywhore
He ends up winning with his suffering inside a wave thingy

Jesse:
* rip curl (I think it's called Mitty)

Mitchel:
back to MY fanfic
Jesse's mates from cairns have just moved to town and he had taken them to see Christian's surfing contest
(BACKSTORY TIME)
Jesse knows them because each summer since he was a youngling he had to visit his bitchass cousin Delilah who lived next to me and Clinton and she had a crush on Clinton and shit
(Back to stoy time now 🤩)

Jesse:
I don't have a cousin called Delilah boy what you on about?

Clinton:
Jesse it's a fucking fanfic not your life story

Mitchel:
Okay so like Jesse is all hyped and shit cause he wants his homeboy kras to meet his other homeboys from cairns
And like me and kras are getting along and shit
Cause you two twats completely ignore us
And I'm like "yo your surfing cool as shit" and he's like "thanks you surf bruh?" And I'm like "nah dude too many sharks near by, y'all only ever catch me in waist high beach water and he's like well see about that
And then we get to the car and we are driving to Christian's so he can change and shit and we are listening to nuketown by ski mask and shit that part where juice is like 'I PUT MY DICK YO MUM' comes on and Christian and jesse are shouting the lyrics and me and Clint are like 'haha laugh out loud' and Jesse is like 'kras is the most gayest person out here' and kras is like dude I'm bi and then I'm like I'm gay but I don't say it tho cause we forget to Christian
Andyways as the story progresses as fuck on the beach and other romantic beach shit prolly be like the starting for Dawson's creek and shit but we date and end up happily ever after and the last thing we say is "let's start a band"

Jesse:
I DIDNT ASK FOR A WHOLE ASS FANFIC I JUST WANTED A COUPLE SMALL DETAILS YOU HEADASS

mitchel:
Oh and cesse is real in this fanfic as well

Clinton:
That seems legit
How old are we in this?

Mitchel:
We are all really close like I'm 17 Christian is 16 Jesse is 17 and like your 18
Oh and Christian is the only one in school cause Jesse got kicked out
And we are too old

Clinton:
Okay then my choices either are
Blinding lights or something different

Jesse:
TO be completely honest with you I don't give two fucks

Mitchel:
Okay rude
Is this cause you didn't get $100

Jesse:
Maybe

Clinton:
DUDE ITS A FUCKING FANFIC

jesse:
But me and fanfic Jesse are tight as bro you wouldn't understand

Mitchel:
Oh my god just choose a fucking title

Jesse:
Lowkey just told kras :)
He says that it's so adorable your writing a fanfic about him

Mitchel:
JESSICA 'THE INNER THIGH' BOIL

jesse:
What it just slipped out :(
This is what happens cause fanfic Jesse didn't get his money

Mitchel:
DUDE I HAVENT EVEN WRITTEN THE FANFIC BRUH
SO LIKE FANFIC JESSE IS DEAD

Jesse:
DONT SAY THAT
WROTE IT NOW
GIVE FANFIC JESSE LIFE

Clinton:
FOR FUCKS SAKE JESSE ITS FANFIC JESSE IS JUST MADE UP

Jesse:
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND CLINTON JULES CAVE
WATCH ME DO A STAN ON YOU
ILL LOCK U IN THE BOOT OF MY OF CAR AND DRIVE US OFF A FUCKING BRIGDE AND THEN EMINEM WILL RE WROTE STAN FOR US AND RETILTE IT 'JESSE'

Clinton:
LAY ONE HAND ON MUMMA CLINTON AND ITS OVER FOR YOU BOYLE

mitchel:
Damn and y'all call me dramatic

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Y'all should like give me some fanfic name ideas cause I got none and like I'm currently in the middle of writing this fanfic 🥵 and just exposed most of it too y'all