Pick up lines
pt.2Christian:
MITCHEL
I'm bisexual!
I would like to buy you a drink and then get sexual;)Jesse:
I-
THATS the worst fucking pick up line ever and I expected that from Mitchel.Mitchel:
Okay rudeJesse:
MY TURN 🤩
CLINTON!! You whore
Do you like to draw?
Cause I put the D in RawMitchel:
I CAN TOO THATChristian:
Laughing my ass off
No you can't
Cause your a bottom 🙊Clinton:
Oh burn somebody call the wambulanceMitchel:
BEAT THIS
Christian, I not know very much about pies but
DAMN YOU MAKE MY BANANA CREAMjesse:
Lowkey gunna steal that nowMitchel:
See I'm good at pick up lines 🥺Clinton:
Bitch you stole mineMitchel:
Shut upClinton:
Only Jesse Can make me 🙈Christian:
Clinton just say your pick up line 😳😳Clinton:
Okay fine
I'm not at algebra but I+U=69Mitchel:
And that's how jesse got herpiesJesse:
Jesus Mitchel
I told you it was a pimple on my lipMitchel:
Mouth herpiesChristian:
I want to be your favorite hellos and your hardest goodbyes 🥺Mitchel:
KRAS BB SORRY BUT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PICK LINE THING ANYMORE JESSE HAS MOUTH HERPIESJesse:
ITS A MF PIMPLE IT HAD A WHITE HEAD ON IT AND FULL OF PUSS
IF UOU DING BELIEVE ME
CUM POP OTmitchel:
I'm not touching your mouth herpiesClinton:
Just do it JesseChristian:
OMFG IM DEFINITELY RECORDINGmitchel:
*gay panic voice*
Do what?!?
RÉCORD WHAT?!?
😰😰😰Jesse:
*smashes his lips against mitchels*Mitchel:
*hyperventalting, over reacting*
IM
GOING
TO
DIEJesse:
I can hook u up with some HIV or genital warts
;)
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FanfictionMitchel: IM A CRACKHEAD AYY Clinton: I named my boil 'jesse' Jesse: Wot cunt Christian: MITCHEL STOP Pat: What did I get myself into