Eighty- two

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Pick up lines
pt.2

Christian:
MITCHEL
I'm bisexual!
I would like to buy you a drink and then get sexual;)

Jesse:
I-
THATS the worst fucking pick up line ever and I expected that from Mitchel.

Mitchel:
Okay rude

Jesse:
MY TURN 🤩
CLINTON!! You whore
Do you like to draw?
Cause I put the D in Raw

Mitchel:
I CAN TOO THAT

Christian:
Laughing my ass off
No you can't
Cause your a bottom 🙊

Clinton:
Oh burn somebody call the wambulance

Mitchel:
BEAT THIS
Christian, I not know very much about pies but
DAMN YOU MAKE MY BANANA CREAM

jesse:
Lowkey gunna steal that now

Mitchel:
See I'm good at pick up lines 🥺

Clinton:
Bitch you stole mine

Mitchel:
Shut up

Clinton:
Only Jesse Can make me 🙈

Christian:
Clinton just say your pick up line 😳😳

Clinton:
Okay fine
I'm not at algebra but I+U=69

Mitchel:
And that's how jesse got herpies

Jesse:
Jesus Mitchel
I told you it was a pimple on my lip

Mitchel:
Mouth herpies

Christian:
I want to be your favorite hellos and your hardest goodbyes 🥺

Mitchel:
KRAS BB SORRY BUT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PICK LINE THING ANYMORE JESSE HAS MOUTH HERPIES

Jesse:
ITS A MF PIMPLE IT HAD A WHITE HEAD ON IT AND FULL OF PUSS
IF UOU DING BELIEVE ME
CUM POP OT

mitchel:
I'm not touching your mouth herpies

Clinton:
Just do it Jesse

Christian:
OMFG IM DEFINITELY RECORDING

mitchel:
*gay panic voice*
Do what?!?
RÉCORD WHAT?!?
😰😰😰

Jesse:
*smashes his lips against mitchels*

Mitchel:
*hyperventalting, over reacting*
IM
GOING
TO
DIE

Jesse:
I can hook u up with some HIV or genital  warts
;)

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