I may or may not update screw life

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I may not update tomorrow cause daughter sense is kicking in- XD

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OKAY, PEOPLE LISTEN THE FUCK UP!

Nightmare: Did you turn into Blue or something?

Nopeeeeee-

Nopeeeeee-

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Okay, so this is what you have to do!

Killer:... You have got to be kidding me! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

horror: Dramatic much?

Dust: You should know he's dramatic by now.

Nightmare: Seriously?!

Dream: I think you have to do it too, Under.

Yes, I know...

Dream sighed and pulled Art out of the ask box-thingy, and kissed her purposely.

Ink sighed and took one of his vials, the blue one, and drank it all, immediately bursting into tears and hugging Error tightly.

The glitchy skeleton grumbled and hugged back, looking away and blushing slightly.

Sun growled lowly and walked up to Under, whispering something into her ear and making them both blush slightly (not from like love or anything I mean it was embarrassing!!!).

 paint was shivering as he took his vials off and wrapped it around his skull, making him look like an ugly Naruto.

20... just... stood there...

 Moon took his spear-thingy and used it to seduce X, while the other just started licking it.

They both started laughing and got cut off by Glitch screaming bloody murder.

Everyone stopped doing what they were doing and just looked at him fearfully.

"Dude... you good?" Under asked, getting a nod out of Glitch as he faceplanted into the floor.

Killer, Horror, and Dust got into the weird cheerleader pyramid thing and started screaming about having sex with a pumpkin.

Nightmare turned to the camera and pointed at Under, who was staring at the pyramid with pride in her eyes and made an upside-down heart with his hands, cheeks a slight cyan.

Cross started licking one of Nightmare's tentacles, making the other jump and launch the other one into the wall.

Under was currently dying at the moment on the floor but stopped immediately when Nightmare lifted her up by the ankle.

Everyone was staring at her with a passion.

"Uh. hi?"

Her hoodie was raising up slightly due to the fact she was hanging upside down, showing her velvet shirt underneath.

"We all did something embarrassing-"

"You didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"I didn't see it."

"The Askers saw it so that's all that matters."

"But I wanna know."

"You're avoiding the answer. Do the goddamn dare Under."

"I can't do it upside down."

Nightmare sighed heavily and dropped Under, who landed on her butt with an 'oof'.

She stood up and started standing on the couch.

"Well this isn't exactly embarrassing, but it does expose the truth which makes me anxious, so that counts, right?" she started, glancing at Nightmare fearfully before turning to the rest.

"Well, yes?" Dream answered fearfully. (Shit I don't know if I did his embarrassing thingy)

She coughed loudly and yelled, "I HAVE DEP-"

The screen cut to someone else, the angel from the other chapter.

She was currently floating a few inches off the ground and smiling warmly to the camera, making you feel a small light bubble up inside you.

"Hello. My name is Nova. I am an angel, specifically, an angel that was sent down to help Under. She made me from her own mishaps."

Her voice was like butter, and as soft as a blanket.

"You may ask me questions, but do so carefully. My soul, my light that is meant to help Under, is very fragile, as most angels like me are."

She took a breath in and settled on the floor, the wings folding up on her back neatly. She spoke in a calm voice, almost like a soft lullaby to your ears.

"Also, Under, also known as Undercorn, isn't a very good person. She has killed hundreds of thousands of people because of her wrath getting out of hand. She may act nice..."

The angels striking grey eyes startled you as they started to glow.

"She's not. She will never be as nice as you assume. And this is coming from an angel made to 'help' her."

*The camera cut back to Under, who was pulling out the next dare* 

Okay! No one speaks of anything that just happened, okay?

Dream: but the asker-

They saw it, didn't they? 

Honestly, I don't know what Infinity War is, well I do, I just haven't watched it

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Honestly, I don't know what Infinity War is, well I do, I just haven't watched it. I'm just making inferred guesses I'm sorry.

*after*

All good-ish guys: FUCK YOU THANOS!!

Nightmare: And that is how you end a movie.

Horror: No head dogs? That's disappointing.

Dust and Killer: Over a dozen people died!

And overall, most hated the sad ending. Ish.

those idiots- *points to bad guys* are just fucking crazy.

Nightmare: I agree with that.

Well, good night, day, or whatever! 

I probably won't update tomorrow, I just have a feeling and I don't like that feeling.

Bye!

*The camera cuts off, but a faint grey glow remains*

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