None of this is Canon

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(More Shit Group Chat Edition!)

Goopy: who stole the milk.

Headdog: I think it was killz

Killertime: NUUUUU

dusty: betrayal.

Demonbitch: Why do u even wanna know?

Goopy: I need malk.

Demonbitch: You just started something.

Killertime: IT'S NOT MALK IT"S MILK-

Headdog: I SAID MALK!

Goopy: Well shit.

CopyC: dude it's like 4 am go to sleep.

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Angel: Who let Milo and Nyx in?

DemonBitch:... no one-

Goopy: Uh huh...

DSbitch#2: Maybe they want fuk.

Demonbitch: I know MIlo does.

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Crossy: Alright who the fuck is screaming about turtles.

Killertime: THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS T-T

Goopy: And you won't soon if you don't go to bed.

Dreamboat: We'll only go to bed if you kiss under!

Goopy: None of you are getting sleep tonight

Demonbitch: I thought you *heart emoji* meh!

GOopy: You thought wrong.

Demonbitch: Do u want another war?

Goopy: Sure.

Killertime: KISS ALREADY-

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Angel: Why is Horror twerking?

demonbitch: I think Nyx possessed him.

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Dusty: Milo is my best fwendo now.

Demonbitch: You can't have him. 

Angel: That's the angel's job.

Painter2000: Why can't you all go to bed?!

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Goopy: Alright.

Demonbitch: what now?

*Demonbitch has changed her name to BossBitch*

Goopy: Who signed me up for PornHub.

20andnotdead: I did.

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BossBitch: I AM THE BOSS BITCH

Angel: GO TO BED!

BossBitch: NEVER

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(Private text Killertime + BossBitch)

Killertime: YO UNDER

BossBitch: Jesus what?

Killertime: I found nudes of Nighty~

bossBitch: Don't show me.

KillerTime: Whyyyy ;-;

BossBitch: i'm not a pervert like SOME ppl

Killertime:...

Killertime: true. ight.

Killertime: Imma send them to 20.

BossBitch: KILLER NO!

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Goopy: Alright why is 20 staring at his phone?

BossBitch: because Killz sent pics of you naked.

Goopy: how do you know this?

Killertime: She already saw them.

BossBitch: I DID NOT! >:(

Goopy: I don't believe either of you.

BossBitch: I DID NOT NIGHT I DID NOT

Killertime: Riiighhttt ;)

Goopy:... fuck this I'm out-

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(The best part!! Private text under and noot noot)

BossBitch: So...

Goopy: what now?

BossBitch: I have a crush on a sans.

Goopy:... uh okay??

BossBitch: how do I tell them?

Goopy: Why are you asking me?

BossBitch: because I trust you.

Goopy: Go to someone else.

bossBitch: Are you screaming?

Goopy: no.

BossBitch: Nighty please help me!

goopy: fineeee... -_-

bossBitch: So how do I tell them?

Goopy: I don't know knock down their door and yell at them. I would like to see that.

BossBitch: aight imma do it.

Goopy: waitwhatdont-

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Under smashed down Nightmare's door making the other drop his phone and screech.

"YO NIGHT I LOVE YOU-"

They stayed silent for a few seconds before Under naruto ran out of the room.

(So...

IT'S NOT CANON READ THE FUCKING TITLE)

I'm sorry-

I had to mess with the army.

owo

Good... well, day/night/evening/morning/afternoon/ect!

~Under~

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