Me: SJXMSLIDFJFJDNDKDKDKDKDKD I WAS ATTACKED-
Friend: What's wrong?!! Should I call an ambulance?!
Me: Call Korea-
Friend: ............ Is this about your korean boys and their new single?
Me: YOONGI IS RISKING MY HEALTH-
Friend: Every.fucking.time.
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Confessions of a chaotic army
HumorI'm an army, and I'm super duper chaotic, so I get into a lot of awakard situations. Hurray!
