Wtf should i name this

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Ay I found out that since Midoriyas hero name is deku bakugo used Kacchan🥺

•*•*•

Shoto: who hurt you
Deku: all I said was fuck
Uravity: are you okay deku?
Deku: yes I'm fucking fine
Creati: this hurts my feels
Red Riot: Why is mido swearing?
Earphone Jack: MIDO MY BABY ARE YOU OKAY?
Kacchan: I didn't think you would actually do it
Shoto: what did you do
Uravity: I will end you
Shinso: you can end me
Shoto: wait no kill me first
Froppy: deku is cussing, the world is ending. Time to hide away underground lol have a fun time
Deku: you all need to calm the fuck down
Chargebolt: ..
Red riot: I- um.
Creati: Oh my gosh, deku
Tail man: maybe we need a more subtle approach..
Creati: guys Jiro is crying
Shoto: okay, midoriya. Why are you suddenly swearing?
Deku: Kacchan bet me $20 that I wouldn't swear in every one of my fucking sentences
Earphone Jack: OH SO BAKUHOE DID THIS
Kacchan: shit
Chargebolt: hey I got toast stuck in the toaster what's the best way to get it out
Shinso: a fork.
Chargebolt: oh why didn't I think of that? Obviously aha. Thanks bro!
Pinky: oh my god Kami n o
Cellophane: I'm positive Kami has negative braincells.
Tenya: everyone shut up and go to sleep is 4:20
Deku: you're right, it is 4:20. If you want the shit come to my room
Earphone Jack: Wait what
Tail man: Mina you have to stop sliding down the hallways at Mach 20
Creati: hey where'd ochaco go?
Deku: crying about how broke she fucking is.
Deku: okay Kacchan pay me the fuck up.
Tenya: I'm quitting UA.
(Read)

•*•*•

Shinso: who here knows how to pick locks, im outside the teachers lounge
Chargebolt: yes it's my specialty, wait for me
Earphone Jack: this cant end good
Pinky: if you mess this up u owe me anti-corona spray
Cellophane: I wouldn't trust him if I were you
Chargebolt: guys trust me, I got this.
( 5 minutes later )
Shinso: you just threw a brick at the door
Chargebolt: yeah this door is a tough cookie. Too bad. :/
Kacchan: oh my god you dunce
Deku: oh my god Kacchan is in love with me
Kacchan: no
Shoto: :)
Kacchan: y
Shoto: :)
Shinso: Well has fun. Mido can I come over?
Deku: sure, don't forget to bring the stuff
Shinso: try not to be too loud
Chargebolt: wut
Cellophane: hold up
Pinky: 🔍👀
Kacchan: .
Shoto: ..
Deku: Shinso, I'm no bottom
Shinso: well you're gonna be.
Deku: no
Earphone Jack: IM CRYING. MIDO WHY
Tokoyami: why is-
Tokoyami: I'll go back to eating my ice cream.
Chargebolt: yuh why you on the fridge tho
Tokoyami: dont electrocute me I swear on birdbaths.
Shoto: that's hardly the problem right now
Kacchan: ...
Uravity: ...
Earphone Jack: ...
Tokoyami: ...
Shoto:...
Chargebolt: ay is mido okay I swear I just heard a scream
Red riot: I-
Cellophane: shit goin down
Pinky: dear god jiro is flooding the common area
Jiro: innocent...innocent......innocent
Creati: its okay, we're all here for you
Shoto: it's every man for himself now that deku isn't here I have no reason for life
Kacchan: elbows, tie me up with your tape and throw me in a river
Cellophane: I think you're forgetting something
Kacchan: I'm not saying it
Cellophane: it won't hurt
Kacchan: you're going to screenshot it and cherish it forever. My intentions are to crush and burn every last hope and dream you have
Tokoyami: felt that on a spiritual level
Cellophane: just once
Kacchan: ...
Kacchan: fucking please
(20 people screenshot the chat)
Pinky: AHAHAHA WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?
I can't stop twinkling: I went to check up on Midoriya cause of all the ruckus in his room
Sugar man: they were just watching sailor moon. Top bunk bottom bunk, and the scream was deku falling off the bed after trying to do the transformation on the top bunk
Shinso: yeah you shits were blowin up my phone while we were watching sailor moon
Deku: it hurts
Tentacole: life hurts
Tokoyami: great minds think alike
Shoto: we should start a club
Froppy: Is bakugo still here? Kero
Earphone Jack: Hes hiding in his room since everyone got a picture of him saying please
Anima:

 Top bunk bottom bunk, and the scream was deku falling off the bed after trying to do the transformation on the top bunkShinso: yeah you shits were blowin up my phone while we were watching sailor moon Deku: it hurtsTentacole: life hurtsTokoyami: ...

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Kacchan: DONT RUB IT IN
Pinky: AHAHA KODA YESHDU
Shoto: keep hurting him
Invisible girl:

Kacchan: DONT RUB IT INPinky: AHAHA KODA YESHDUShoto: keep hurting himInvisible girl:

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Tenya:

Deku: I love thisDeku: make Kacchan suffer Deku: why is downstairs floodedEarphone Jack: ¯ \_(•-•)_/¯

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Deku: I love this
Deku: make Kacchan suffer
Deku: why is downstairs flooded
Earphone Jack: ¯ \_(•-•)_/¯

•*•*•

Invisible girl: if someone called and told you they were going to kill you in a week how would you react
Kacchan: kill them first
Uravity: they called though
Kacchan: well if everyone dies then they die too
I can't stop twinkling: I'd let them see my sparkle ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
Uravity: I guess I would inform other people?
Shoto: tell them my exact location what time would be the best for the murder and what to use
Froppy: rt
Tokoyami: rt
Tentacole; rt
Shinso: yes
Tail man: rt
Tenya: id go to him instead of him come to me, he's doing a favor after all.
Pinky: you good Iidad?
Creati: I agree with iida but uh, you good there?
Tenya: I'd rather be a villain than stay in this class. Farewell.
(Tenya left the conversation)
Shinso added Eraserhead to the conversation
Erasurehead changed his name to Dadzawa
Dadzawa: well shit
Deku: ...
Deku: Wait I have to wait a week?
Shoto: RT SUBDSYSNDB
Tokoyami: president of the company
Tentacole: give this guy a medal
Shinso: ceo of rt
Dadzawa: as your parental figure I'm worried but as your teacher I see where you're coming from so you're excused of homework for a week
Deku: wait huh

•*•*• one week later

Deku: nobody killed me yet
Chargebolt: yikes.

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