[ 3:21PM ]
Shoto: can I change my name
Tenya: you can
Shoto: how
Shoto: tell me nOw
( Shoto changed his name to Deku's Daddy )
Deku's Daddy: oh nvm
I can't stop twinkling: zut
( Tenya changed Deku's Daddy to Shoto )
Tenya: be more appropriate
(Shoto changed Tenya to nerbsdkmssk)
nerbsdkmssk: huh
Chargebolt: hello~~!
nerbsdkmssk: hello Kaminari.
Chargebolt: Whats up with the name lolol
Shoto: ok I'm back
Shoto: Sero felt the need to smaasg my head into the keyboard
Shoto: smash*
Cellophane: can you let me out now?
Shoto: no
Cellophane: :(
nerbsdkmssk: are you stuck somewhere, Sero?
Chargebolt: probably under the cabinet
Cellophane: that'd be you
Cellophane: n e ways yes I'm stuck to the ceiling because Tododipshit froze me up here
( Shoto changed Cellophane to Elmers Glu )
Shoto: take that idiot
nerbsdkmssk: omg I'm quitting UA
Chargebolt: hey where's everyone else?
Shoto: Sero stop crying you're getting your tears on me
Shoto: gross ass
Shoto: ew stop frl I will-
Shoto: I WILL ROAST YOUR ASS YOU HEAR? YOU HEAR ME? IT WILL BE TOASTED. ROASTED. BURNT. CRUSTY DUSTY MUSTY.
( nerbsdkmssk changed his name to Iidad )
Iidad: I claim this title.
( Chargebolt changed his name to Kami )
Kami: hi dad I'm back from school
( Elmers Glue changed his name to Sero )
Sero: me 2
Shoto: me 3
( anima changed his name to Koda )
Koda: me 4
Deku: me 5
Iidad: when did I get 5 kids?
Sero: bruh lurkers
Deku: Kami's adopted
Kami: gasp
Iidad: anyways how was highschool
Koda: people suck
Shoto: I agree
Deku: i suck
Sero: stop
Deku: what
Sero: being gay in my catholic groupchat
Koda: Sero u talk too much, put some of that tape to good use and wrap it over your mouth
Kami: 😶😶
Shoto: damn-
Kami: wha-
Iidad: I found a cactus that bites anyone that gets near it. Don't ask how or why that's possible or how I found it
Deku: lolol can I touch it
Iidad: ...
Iidad: go to bed, Izuku.
Deku: Izuku?
Kami: Izuku?
Shoto: uh
Sero: wtf
Koda: (｢๑•₃•)｢ izuku?
Iidad: ya.
Deku: ightt
Deku: *sleeps like a dead baby*
Kami: Hes dead
Shoto: I never even got to take his virginity. Such a sad life I have.
Sero: didn't he already lose it?
Shoto: WHAT?
Koda: didnt he f/w Uraraka? Lolol
Iidad: umumumum
Deku: wrong
Deku: *Is still virgin*
Shoto: whew. Ok, good
Kami: o but like- the whole class thinks you lost it
Deku: I had to cover for my little baby bean 😛😛 she was scared of coming out with Tsu so she asked me to cover, I only accepted Bc she was so flustered was funny
Shoto: i still have a chance to steal it and make it mine
Deku: hunteyyyyy-
Deku: I'm no bottom 😌
Sero: wtf
Kami: you're literally the biggest bottom in this class
Koda: ya, no offense midoriya but you can't top
Deku: well neither can you, you fucking edged rock ugly ass
Deku: *cough*
Deku: i mean it's all an act!
Iidad: an act?
Koda: i'm crying
Deku: yah an act. Who wants a main character that's a wimp and cries all the time? Lmaooo
Sero: people who want someone to say "protect baby boy🥺❤️" too-
Deku: exactly (; I fill that desire while on screen and I be myself while we're off ~
Shoto: I'm never off, because you've got me always turned on (;
Shinso: I'm
Shinso: stuck
Sero: why does this always happen
Koda: HOW does this always happen?
Shinso: in
Shinso: jail
Iidad: what did you do
Shoto: Okay I'm back, hi
Shinso: sup
Shoto: ew nvm bye
[ Shoto left the group chat ]
Kami: Aw
Koda: that sux
Iidad: why are you in jail?
Deku: how are u texting from jail
Sero: is the food there god
Sero: giid*
Koda: take ur time
Sero: good*
Shinso: ya
Iidad: Shinso, if I have to ask again I'm gonna beat your ass
Shinso: 🤭
Koda: 😯
Sero: 😳
Deku: 😶
Kami: 🍆
Sero: god damnit kaminari.
Shinso: I was caught stuck on the ceiling inside a vault at the bank.
Koda: how
Kami: logic
Sero: anyone else wondering where this is going since it's just plotless and made up on the spot?
Deku: where what is going?
Sero: this whole thing.
Iidad: okay, 1. Shinso explain in great detail how that's even possible and 2. Sero what are you talking about
Kami: Sero claims we're all fake lolol
Shinso: Bruh
Sero: whatever, I'll just patch up the hole. I'll be back soon. *sigh*
Deku: ya I gotta go bother Kacchan, later losers 😌🖕
Shinso: cya
Koda: bye
Kami: I gotta go w Sero too actually, bye-
Iidad: am I alone? (':
Shinso: yes
Iidad: (':
[5:12 PM]
Earphone Jack: how do you get big boobs
Uravity: y
Creati: she says she wants pillows too
Earphone Jack: i'm a cutting board
Sugar Man: that's not a good example
Earphone Jack: i'm a clipboard
Uravity: i can lick my boob
Earphone Jack: JUST FLEX OKAY IM NOT DEPRESSED SEE MY SMILE?! (':
Creati: why did you test that out-
Sugar Man: i want boobs too ):
Earphone Jack: ):
Uravity: it doesn't taste like anything
Creati: ...
Bakuhoe: what the shit
i don't update
unless i'm extremely
extremely
bored
