Crack-A

That is Incorrect

Deku: based on statistical evidence, I'm immortal.
Creati: why?
Pinky: how-?
Shoto: because I will walkways protec him
Shoto: always*
Shinso: yuh same
Cellophane: how are you invincible midoriya?
Deku: I haven't died yet.
Tenya: that's not how it works
Earphone Jack: Momo I'm lonely and alone and lonely. Come to my room
Creati: omw
Kacchan: ew
Pinky: gasp
Pinky: take that back.
Tokoyami: I found this anime called "The Disasterous life of Saiki K." This character named Kaidou is a mood.
Tentacole: pics
Tokoyami:

Tokoyami: I have a dark force all throughout my body so step up your game bro
Shoto: I have that darkness all throughout my heart :( I'm depressed
Uravity: aw poor baby
Shoto: get off my d### hoe
Shoto: d###
Shoto: who put a filter system up
Tenya: pleasure is mine
Chargebolt: anyways mido continue
Deku: i can't die. I won't die, please some help and kill me I'm not dead yet
Tenya: that's not how it works midoriya.
Sugar Man: wernt you a villain Iida?
Iida: we...don't talk about that.
Uravity: Yknow, I sorta believe deku on this one.
Kacchan: yeah have you seen the sh## this nerd does? He just don't f###ing die
Deku: my point exactly
Deku: also I'm in the hospital atm
Deku: with Kacchan lol
Deku: dont @ me
Uravity: Omg! How? Are you okay?!
Chargebolt: no surprise there.
Cellophane: yeah, he gets hurt more times in a week then all of us do within a month combined.
Earphone Jack: why are you in the hospital?
Shinso: why is bakugo with u
Shoto: y is bakuhoe with you?
Kacchan: he used up too much of his quirk while up on a 20 story building and fell breaking every bone in his body
Erasurehead: what the f###
Erasurehead changed his name to ' let me sleep'
Chargebolt: when did you get here?
Earphone Jack: OHMYGODMIDORIYAAREYOUOKAY?WHICHHOSPITALAREYOUATIMCOMINGTOSEEYOURIGHTAWAYDONTMOVE
Uravity: I'm not sure he can move even if he wanted too
Creati: wait, so I'm concerned for you and all.. but how are you typing?
Deku: plot armor
Shoto: ooh okay. I understand.
Kacchan: oh, icyhot. We can stop fighting over shitty deku now.
Shoto: you're giving him up?
Shinso: I'm here again. What's going on
Pinky: WAIT WHAT?
Pinky: MEN GRAB YOUR HAMMERS AND SOME MORE BOARDS WE NEED TO PATCH UP THE HOLES IN THIS SHIP!
Pinky: this calls for a meeting....
Pinky: LADIES!
Froppy: Kero.
Uravity: on it
Invisible girl: leave it to me!
Creati: ah, the wise are getting back together.
Earphone Jack: oh! Are we doing that again?
Pinky: YES!
( 6 people logged off the chat )
Deku: what just happened
Cellophane: idk man, girls being girls
Shinso: ....
Shinso: .............
Chargebolt: yes Shinso?
Shinso: I'm stuck on the ceiling again
let me sleep: I'm disappointed
Shinso: the usual
Deku: my dad isnt here be grateful you have a father :'(
Shoto: my dads an a##hole be grateful yours isn't
Red Riot: oh hey guys how are you
Kacchan: hey babe
Kacchan: oh sh-
Red riot: ..
Shoto: .
Deku: I-
let me sleep: ......
Chargebolt: uh what
Cellophane: I think my eyes are playing tricks on me and I'm just tired so goodnight
Tokoyami: I stopped watching anime for this
Tentacole: Wait a damn minute
Iida: yeah, saw this coming
deku: WHAT  IDBDAISJSMXKS -

(Meanwhile with the girls)
(Uravity makes a groupchat with 7 people)

Pinky: Bakudeku is at stake guys!! 😭
Froppy: yeah but, think about this..
( Invisiable Girl changes the group chat name to wise lesbians )
Froppy: have you ever considered...
Froppy: bakukiri?
Earphone Jack: Huh
Creati: jiros still new to this stuff
Uravity: bakugo nd loris ima?
Uravity: kirishima**?
Pinky: ...
Invisible girl: I think you just gave her an idea..
Froppy: take cover.
Let me sleep: please refrain from doing anything stupid Ashido
Creati: Mr.Aizawa?? When did you get here
Uravity: He's a wise lesbian too 🥺🥺
Let me sleep: yes
( Froppy took a screenshot of the chat )
Invisible girl: why?
Froppy: b l a c k m a i l
Froppy:

Let me sleep: no

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[3 AM]

I can't stop twinkling: our names are just random noises we were raised to respond too
Tentacole: aoyama no