Broken keyboards and salty "drinks"

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[Thursday, 3:21PM]

Tail Man: I found a box of cats outside the UA gates and wanted to see if UA allowed pets?
Shinso: well you're a monkey so..
Tail Man: ...
( Tail Man has logged off )
Pinky: AHAH U DIDNT
Shinso: I did
Kacchan: omfg yes
Froppy: poor ojiro
Uravity: and Tsu is a toad..
Froppy: ...
( Froppy has logged off )
Kacchan: you're all my favorite extras
Shoto: Aizawa has cats
Shinso: just don't tell him abt the cats or he'll-
Let me sleep: I've adopted 12 more kids
Uravity: you have kids?
Deku: us
Shinso: dad u alr have 5 cats we don't need 17
Let me sleep: can u shut up for a sec
Shoto: hey midoriya can I show you a meme?
Deku: sure
Shinso: no
Shoto:

( Froppy has logged off )Kacchan: you're all my favorite extras Shoto: Aizawa has catsShinso: just don't tell him abt the cats or he'll-Let me sleep: I've adopted 12 more kidsUravity: you have kids?Deku: usShinso: dad u alr have 5 cats we don't ne...

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Shinso: beat me too it
Deku: Ight yiu wanna pic or sum?
Deku: yiu*
Deku: yiu8
Deku: YIU*
Deku: ...
Pinky: AHAH MIDO ARE U OK
Cellophane: he struggling
Deku: yiu*
Deku: FUXJ
Deku: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEB IR SOMEHTING
Deku: I haye mh fuxkign life
( Deku has logged off )
Kacchan: AHA LMAO HE LSOT TO A KEYBAORD
Kacchan: .
Kacchan: lost^
Kacchan: lost*
Kacchan: keybaord*
Kacchan: keybaord**
( Kacchan has logged off )
Red riot: he blew up his phone, he wanted me to tell you guys.
Shinso: looks like I won
Shoto: I'm still here B)
Uravity: mina laughed so hard she's crying

[Friday, 3:34PM]
[ With the Bakusquad ]

Kacchan: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Chargebolt: Ow, why'd you throw a water bottle at me?
Cellophane: ha weackskdb
Cellophane: NOT FAIR BAKUGO
Pinky: has he threw a bottle at u
Red riot: What why'd you hand it to mina so nicely but threw it at us boys?
Kacchan: she's cool
Kacchan: NOW DRINK UP I DONT NEED ANY OF YOU LOSERS DYING ON ME TODAY BECAUSE OF DEHYDRATION. MR.AIZAWA WORKED US HARD TODAY.
Chargebolt: uh...
Cellophane: hes trying to yell well-being and mental health into us
Kacchan: I HATE ALL OF YOU
Cellophane: mina is crying tears of joy
Kirishima: it's working Bakugo, it's working 😭🥺
Kirishima: bro I wanna give u the world but I only have like.. 200 yen.
Kacchan: Come here for a sec
Kacchan: closer
Chargebolt: WhAtS happenIng
Pinky: THEYRE HUGGING OMG BAKUKIRI
Red riot: bro
Kacchan: bro
Red riot: Hes just my bro, nothing else
Kacchan: yeah I'm still tryna get with Deku
Pinky: but you called kiri 'babe'
Kacchan: yeah I'm gonna sneak attack a flirt on deku while icyhot and the villain think I'm occupied with kiri
Chargebolt: oooh okay.
Pinky: whew, the ship still sails men. 😌😌
Cellophane: what ship?
Pinky: oh nothing. Nothing at all.

[Saturday, 1:17PM]

Chargebolt: if I were a drink I'd be cherry coke, what would u be?
Shoto: oil. Highly flammable
Kacchan: nitroglycerin
Chargebolt: ok edge lords
Tokoyami: salt water
Tentacole: bleach
Chargebolt: ok edge lords
Red riot: 5 hour energy drink
Deku: Spike HardCore
Chargebolt: ok hyperactives
Shinso: coffee
Let me sleep: coffee
Shinso: go away dad
( Shinso kicked Let Me sleep from the group chat )
Chargebolt: ok insomniacs
Invisible girl: water......see through
Uravity: A milk shake! Super sweet!
Shoto: get over yourself hoe
Chargebolt: ok innocents
Earphone Jack: tears
Shoto: MOOD LOL
Cellophane: orange juice
Chargebolt: team makes sense
Froppy: Tap water :P
Creati: something fattening... hm... I guess I'd be a milkshake too.
Uraraka: yes!
Chargebolt: makes sense
Pinky: COCA COLA!
Sugar man: melted sugar
Chargebolt: ok diabetes
Tenya: respect women juice
Tail man: yeah, I agree with Iidad.
Chargebolt: yes
I can't stop twinkling: sparkling pineapple juice (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ノ⌒♡*:・。.
Pinky: COCA COLA!
Chargebolt: you already went mina-
Pinky: I SAID COCA COLA BITCH.
Chargebolt: Ok! Jeez!

[ Saturday, 2:43PM ]

Tokoyami: so olive oil is made of olives right
Uravity: right
Tokoyami: then baby oil-
Uravity: StOP

[Saturday, 5:12PM]

Cellophane: could you pass the salt
Shinso: were all in the common area why tf are we texting why don't we just talk?
Cellophane: o u rite

"Could you pass the salt?" Sero asked setting his phone facing upwards on the counter. His lock screen glowed brightly which was a picture of a sleeping Kaminari. "I mean, I would. But I don't think Bakugo would like being picked up very much." Kaminari stated back. Rubbing the back of his neck and smiling awkwardly just waiting for the explosion to go off. "WHAT'D YOU SAY DUNCE FACE?" Bakugo yelled setting off multiple explosions. "STAY BACK DEMON, OR I SHALL TAKE THOU TO CHURCH AND CLEANSE THY OF SIN." Kaminari screeched as he was backed into a corner. Most of Class 1-A was recording.

Deku sighed. "If we were to rid Kacchan of his sin he would be gone. He is a sin." He stated smugly. All the cameras pointed to him.

Shinso walked up behind Deku and whispered something in his ear to which he blushed. "What did he say!?" Uraraka gushed. "N-nothing.." Midoriya struggled to speak.
" Midoriya acts so different in the chat then in reality, I must say." Aoyama spoke up. "I hafta keep up my innocent Izuku persona. You never know who's watching." To which he laughed. "I think I heard what Shinso had said." Hagakure finally spoke up. Bakugo and Kaminari came along soon after with Bakugo having a black eye and Kaminari knocked out.

"What's going on?" He asked
"Hagakure heard what Shinso had said to Mido!" Kirishima said throwing his arm over Bakugo's shoulder. "Oh?" He questioned.

All the attentions was on Hagakure. "Ahem, I think he said"... she was trying to recall..

"Don't act all innocent now when you're the real sin once in bed." She said then blushed after.
Todoroki turned and glared at Shinso, walking over in his direction. The cameras followed his every move and Deku took this chance to retreat back to his room. "You did not." "I did." Todoroki encased his hand in ice and punched Shinso's face, knocking him out cold.

"ICY HOT BASTARD, I WANTED TO KNOCK HIM OUT." Not so long after, Aizawa was called by dubbed 'Iidad'.

[Sunday, 1:37AM]

Shoto: sorry
Kacchan: F off
Shinso: I'm not sorry
Shoto: F off
Kacchan: F off

[Sunday, 4:20AM]

Shinso: im stuck in the ceiling again
Deku: I'm comin' over time bop you
Shoto: oh noo im stuck in the ceiling all of a sudden too
Kacchan: ah shit me three.
Deku: Kacchan u can blast urself off/out. Where are you Todoroki?
Shinso: wtf what abt me
Deku: wait ur turn
Shoto: ;)

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