Charlie:I believe every demon is good deep down. And the only way to deal with overpopulation here in hell is redemption and I believe everyone deserves a second chance...*thinks and smiles getting up*maybe I'm not getting threw to you all
Vaggie:*facepalms*oh no...
Angel:*snickers and crosses arms, he raises an eyebrow seemingly interested in what she has to say*
Alastor:*is intrigued and watching from a far, still smiling as always*
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I have a dream,
I'm here to tell.
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel
Yes it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele
(Oooh-ooh-ooh)
Inside of every demon is a rainbow,
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!
We can turn them 'round!
They'll be heaven-bound!
With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos,
Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,
And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!
All of you cretins, sluts and losers,
Sexual deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusers
Need not fear
Forever again
We'll cure your sin
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!
There'll be no more fire
And no more screams,
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams,
And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!"
Once you check in with meeeee~!
So, all your cartoon porn addictions,
Vegan rants, psychic predictions,
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here!
All you monsters, thieves and crazies,
Cannibals and crying babies,
Frothing mouths that's full of rabies,
Filled with cheer!
You'll be complete! It'll be so neat!
Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)
Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~!
(Yeah!)
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Vaggie:*sighs*
Charlie:*smiling and hoping everyone likes her idea*
Random demon:wow!...that was shit...
*everyone starts laughing at her except Alastor who was watching from a far and Vaggie who felt bad for her*
Charlie:*frowns and looks upset*
Katie KillJoy:*laughs*do you really think anyone down here gives two shits about becoming a better person!!*laughs again*
Charlie:*looks down frowning*
Vaggie:*pissed off looking like she wants to murder the hell out of Katie*
