It's been awhile since I featured some Ken Ashcorp songs here. So here we are, and there'll be another in two chapters.
Also I might start making multiple (short) songs per chapter. Usually if they're under 2.5 minutes long.
However, while I would've done that here, this isn't the best song to do that on.... You'll see what I mean. This song literally should not be taken seriously. And if you do get offended by it, please go read something else.
Please don't delete this, Wattpad. But I'm not sorry.
Anyways, I don't own the song, band, lyrics, video, YouTube channel, Hasbro, Adam Warski,or Kenny the Panda Mascot.
Enjoy.... This masterpiece of Indie music.
..............
There's a legend,
That's sung in Rhode Island.
Told to children,
With faces o' glee.
About a hero,
An absolute madman,
Who bunged the shit out of that company.
No more Lotus,
Or Power Nine bullshit,
And those pedophiles knew it was nigh.
That man got on a plane in Toronto,
Got and AK,
Or four,
And prepared to say hi.
Adam Warski,
Axe wielding maniac,
Hasbro, you fuckers,
We pray for your soul.
Adam Warski,
Getting away with it,
Touch that boy's hole,
And you'll pay Adam's toll~.
........{Epic Music}..........
He enlisted the help of some dear friends,
The time-traveling demon, Sam Hyde,
And they vowed to eradicate Hasbro.
They, crashed the plane,
Kicked the door, went inside
There was blood on the ceiling,
Screams echoed for miles,
As Adam lay waste to his claim,
And they rescued the boys and the girls,
Who were slaves,
And every last one of them chanted his name:
Adam Warski,
Hitler on steroids,
Enacting upon Magic,
His genocide.
Adam Warski,
Hero of Canada,
We laughed and we laughed,
At how many had died.
Adam Warski,
Doing it for free,
He'll never stop on his valiant quest.
Adam Warski,
It might be a pseudonym,
Touch that girl's chest,
And he'll strap on a suicide vest.
....{Epic Music}....
Oh yes,
Adam Warski,
Murderous psychopath,
Cash all your cheques,
'Cause he's coming for Hollywood next!
*End*
I think this might be the most offensively hilarious song I've ever put here. Hopefully this doesn't cause any problems. Hopefully.
STAI LEGGENDO
Lyrics to Songs I Love (with vids)
PoesiaThe title should specify what this is about pretty well....... There may be a few songs that are probably pretty mature, but most are relatively tame. And, hey, feel free to leave a comment! Hope you guys like the new cover! Oh, and you'll see this...
