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Phoenix: *drugged up from getting wisdom teeth removed*

Miles: *came to visit*

Phoenix: Who are you? *attempts to strike sexy pose and fails. loudly whispers * You're hot!

Miles: * trying not to laugh* I-I'm Miles Edgeworth.

Phoenix: Well, Miles Edgeworth... *drools a bit from Gauss* You must have cleaned your pants with Windex, cause I can see my self in them latter tonight. *failed wink*

Miles: *dying of laughter* Yo- you realize- we are already dating!

Phoenix: Yes! Worked like a charm!

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