Pure Bros!

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Ryuu: Okay so in my joy I neglected the fact that I have just United a deadly duo. What have I done?

Snow: ... Now there really WILL be uncomfortable silences. I mean, you and sushi won't hear the end of it.

Moo :D : There's no need to feel left out you guys :D We can join them too!

Ryuu : ...boy you are a genius. We can leech off of their relationship. They HAVE to leave us alone if we turn the tables on them.

Moo :D : I have no idea what you mean by that, but thank you! :)

Sushi: I don't know how to feel about this, dazai-San what do you think we should do?

Dadzai: As long as they don't come after me I wouldn't mind seeing them poke fun at you guys. Especially kunikidaddy.

Sushi: Why did I think you'd react differently? Kunikidaddy? Thoughts?

Kunikidaddy: Atsushi... did you just? Did you just call me by that atrocious name? Dazai what have you done to the boy, I expect you take full responsibility.

Dadzai: You make it sound like you're so innocent, Mr. "my ideal woman has to have a size 14 adjdnskxnsjkx

Moo :D :You guys I don't think we'll be seeing dazai for a while. Kunikida just dragged him into a room and I hear weird noises.

Sushi: NO!!! IM SORRY! Kunikida I swear it was autocorrect! Dazai used my phone a while ago and whenever I type kunikida it autocorrects to... you know!

Ryuu: I hate the fact that I find myself compelled to respond to this group chat, but I have nothing better to do.

Sushi: No need to lie :) we all know that you secretly like us as friends

Ryuu: ...you're so wrong it hurts.
Also, weretiger fess up to your corruption. We all know you aren't that innocent, Mr. "I don't want to hold your hand because that means we're dating!" And I do not wish to know what things dazai and kunikida are up to, I'd rather have no horrendous mental images plaguing me at work. Because unlike you guys, I DO do my work.

Sushi: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!

Ryuu: >:)

Yosano: Ok but are we gonna ignore the fact that the first thing that came to ryuu's mind in terms of corruption was hand holding?
He's so...
innocent
:O

Moo: WE CAN BE THE PURE BROS!!!!

Ryuu: I regret everything

Yosano: ACCEPT IT, YOU'RE PURE!

Ryuu: You are completely disregarding my comment about dazai and kunikida aren't you? and damn you for making me remember.

Snow: Okay but that's different. That's dazai, you can't think innocently about him and be right! He's kinkier than we give him credit for. Also, yosano, weren't you meeting up with what's her name?

Ryuu: dear god, idiot why did you remind her?

Light: yes brother why DID you?

Ryuu: okay I just noticed that your usernames coordinate. That's... cringey.

Light: ...
Snow:...

Yosano: Akutagawa sounds like a teenager!

Ryuu: why do I even bother?

/ryu has left the chat/

Yosano: aww he went away :(
But that means he can't tattle on koyou if I do this

/yosano has added goldenGirl to the chat/

Yosano: >:)

GoldenGirl: >:)

Sushi: Oh dear lord, may kunikida come back soon to fix this.

To be continued...

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