Yummy Guitar (JOKE)

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Gerard is pinned to a concrete slab, his legs thrown across the room. Frank pulled his guitar from his pants, and Gerard moans as he shoves it in his ass. "Oh yes Frank, it's tuned prefectly"

"Oh, is it now baby?" Frank says, as he gnaws a hole in Gerards shoulder like the fucking rat he is. Suddenly, Gerards nose gets filled with the scent of onions.

It;s.... it's Shrek! He's come to peg them both! Shrek suddenly grabs the two moist italians and impales them on his giant shreky penis.

The End!

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