Smg4: *Sigh* Where the hell are you...?
Smg4 was sitting on top of the castle. It has been nearly two weeks since he's last seen Smg3. And he was starting to get worried because the see each other nearly every day. Lexi landed beside him.
Lexi: ...
Smg4: A-Any sign of him...?
Lexi: ... *sigh*
Smg4: Oh...
Lexi: I'm sorry, 4... I even checked his house! There was no answer...
Smg4: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? THIS ISN'T NORMAL! PEOPLE DON'T JUST... DISAPPEAR LIKE THIS WITHOUT A REASON!
Lexi: Smg4...
Smg4: SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE WEONG! W-WE GOTTA FIND HIM! WHAT IF HE'S BADLY HURT SOMEWHERE!? WH-WHAT IF HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND IS BEING TORTURED!? WHAT IF-
Lexi: SMG4! Calm the hell down, you big blue bastard!
Smg4: ...!
Lexi: I'm sure he's fine! And even if he isn't, your panic won't help any god damn thing!
Smg4: R-Right...! Sorry.
Lexi: It's fine... we'll find your boyfriend soon! So don't worry your ass off, buddy boi!
Smg4: Yeah yeah- BOYFRIEND!?!? Ò//Ó
Lexi: XD
Smg4: SMG3 IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Lexi: Not yet he isn't~!
Smg4: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! STOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!
Lexi: One question!
Smg4: WHAT!?
Lexi: Why're you so dishonest about your feelings?
Smg4: The fuk u mean, bish?
Lexi: I mean... you look like a tomato whenever you're around Smg3... You go all beast mode when he gets hurt... And when someone points it out, ya start screaming! Why is that?
Smg4: ... *sigh* I have it that bad... don't I...?
Saiko: *appears out of nowhere* Hell yeah you do, bitch!
Tari: I mean... it's obvious!
Desti: C'mon! You're always such a pussy about it too!
Meggy: It's quite hard to miss it.
Luigi: Mmhmm!
Bob: I sWeAr YoU tWo WoUlD fUcK iF y'AlL wErE'nT sO sHy ArOuNd EaCh OtHeR!
Mario: Everyone is waiting for y'all to kiss! Or maybe even make babies!!
Smg4: Okay... Bob and Mario... Shut the fuck up. We didn't need to go there. Especially not around Lexi.
Lexi: AW COME ON!!! REALLY!?
Mario: Ok fine! What a bitch!
Bob: Oh piss off!
Lexi: *U L T I M A T E D E A T H S T A R E*
