A very intense love story between two thicc bois but someone is in the way of it all...who could that be? Only one way to find out 😉😉😉😉😉😭😭😉😉😉😉👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Shrek's POV: *twices candy pop plays..it was Shrek's alarm* "Ah this song makes my morning" Shrek stands on his bed and backflips off of bed and starts getting ready for work (FYI he works at BT21 down in Area 51) Before leaving he kisses his Oli London shrine goodbye and drives for 28 hours to get to work When he arrives he sees his best friend JYP oppar as he's cleaning a piece of shat that was stuck on the ceiling "Hey Hyung" He says as he's naruto running up to JYP and drop kicks his chin (how sweet) JYP POV: I've known Shrek for over 25000 years and ever since we graduated high school he's been obsessed with Oil London and it really makes my cornea dilate in frustration. Luckily Oli never comes in this store...Or so I thought...
Shrek's POV: JYP seems a little off today but I'll shake it off for now Later that day: Shrek: alright Hyung it's time to close *all of a sudden JYP and Shrek are startled by the running and panting that seemed louder than bombs (by BTS ;)* Oli London: please don't close the store I've been cartwheeling here for almost a week non stop to get my chimmy plushie UWU JYP: Shrek let's run run run 나멈촐소가없어 outta here. Shrek: N-no lets let him get what he wants *shrek says while smiling with all his teeth showing even the tooth that was stained with urine and having his long luscious nose hairs sticking out and hovering over his teeth* *Oli London blushes because of the magnificent view he got of his boogies* Oli:I'll be quick but before I go inside can I g-get your number? *oli looks over at Shrek* Shrek: Well ur asking for too much bb grill ur gonna have to me a favor Oli: Whats the favor OPPAR?! *oli instantly covers his mouth after saying that out loud* Shrek: hehe...the favor is to come over at my place I wanna show u my shrine I made Oli: OH MY SEXY OGRE I WOULD LOVE THAT!! Shrek: okay I'll see u in my car when ur done my deoxygenated dishwasher 😉 Time skip: Oli: Alright I'm finished now to see where my adorable toe with Fungus is *oli has been looking around for the past 20 min* But there it was...Shrek's amazing car...well it wasn't really a car
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Oli then goes into the car and tells Shrek to shut up and drive and points a gun at his head (I ship it already) Shrek: if you say so my shrexy princess
Once they got home oli notices a bush moving in a distance it seemed like someone was in there...
PART TWO COMING SOON (thanks so much for reading this tbh I don't think anyone will but it's all Gucci)
