𓆙 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚠?!

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BEFORE YOU START I would like to thank the peeps who read this story and I'm sorry for not posting in a long time my brain hasn't been functioning for the past few months ( I know I should stfu bc I keep saying thank you) ANYWAYS ENJOY MY SHREXY GALZ
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Shrek and Oli are now on their 69th date and today is a special day for them because Shrek is preparing a proposal in the pj mask theme park
So for today Shrek dressed nice and special (he wore a neon pink face bikini while wearing black boots with 11.8 inch heels on them and overall he worse his birthday suit) When they arrived it was about 89:09 am and oli looked good too he even used his brand new perfume ( it was Gucci: bird piss edition) he smelled so nice... it even made shreks nose hairs twitch and eventually burn off in agonizing pain ✨
Oli Was so excited for this date bc he too was preparing something...
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Over all the day was really good they murdered the owner of the theme park so they got on every ride and ate every single pickle in the park before they were about to leave oli says "shreky I have to use the potty" so shrek goes in with him and that's when they toilet exploded and out came the beautiful jinyoung...."JYP OPPARRRRR??!!1!!1!" Shrek seemed so confused until he began to preform dance the night away In his kitty cat slippers...it all made sense now, after the performance shrek grabbed olis wrist and pinned him on the nearest trash can and whispered in his ear "I have something for you too my over sanitized armpit" oli blushed so hard and that's when shrek pulled out a Minecraft jume box from his left earlobe turning his entire body at a 419262929° angle to get that thang out... once he did he blasted war sounds and sad music shrek then gave his speech and all of a sudden BUSTED SUM MOVES ON MY HOME SLICE OLI
𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝔀~

Noona cried so hard these were indeed tears of joy she went to go kiss him butt (the chapter image is what happened) Oli: "w-why would you not kiss me? Do you not love me?"
Shrek then pulled out a ring made out of dried up toe juice (olis favorite) shrek just ignores his question and asked him/ her (idk what gender oli identifies as so like don't come for me) "will you marry me my sour turd 💩?" Oli then screams
"OMG YES ZADDY"
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You see this was 420 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓸 so the question is ARE THEY STILL MARRIED??? Tune in to fin out next time on "Vicky has no fucking life so she writes these and some how people like it 😏🚽"

You see this was 420 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓸 so the question is ARE THEY STILL MARRIED??? Tune in to fin out next time on "Vicky has no fucking life so she writes these and some how people like it 😏🚽"

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Also do y'all like the 'bad bitch' edit I made of Hyunjin? 🥺👉👈

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 28, 2020 ⏰

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