Shrek mans up and aggressively cartwheels over to the bush to see what is in that damn bush
Shrek: Alright pin head your time is u-
Shrek is in shock to see JYP himself preforming dance the night away in a bikini....
JYP: oh hey noona I'm just practicing for my next performance tell me what you think of it
JYP preforms the dance in the muddy floor and later slips and falls 88 feet underground
Oli blushes by the absolutely sexaye performance that old man did it was unbelievable....
Shrek: All right jyp me and oli have some things to do the performance was magical but we have business to get to
JYP: N-no wait
Jyp said as he pouted in UWU
Shrek: yes?
JYP: dah daye I wanna go too
Shrek: no now get ur bootay home
All of a sudden rainbows spew out of jyps anal canal as he flys to mars (his home)
Shrek: Now that's over with let's go inside
Oli skips into the house making the entire house quake thanks to his thicc whale toes
Olis quaking made shreks earwax wobble like crazy (awwe <3)
Once oli got inside he back flipped on shreks sofa causing him to break it in half and light it on fire somehow Causing Shrek to get a massive face tan
Oli: damn boi u need sum sun screen
Shrek: can u pls get me some bb grill
Oli ran to the bathroom yodeling Taemin by superm
(Featuring I.M from katyperry)
After finding the lotion oli dropped down into squat and twerked while grabbing the bottle
Shrek walked in on him and began to twerk along it was a twerk fiesta they were twerking so hard that they opened up a new dimension to the world of starship Entertainment and there they were Got7 themselves all the members were there Jennie Han Jisung Jungwoo and Chung Ha they all got spooked because they were all taking a shat on the wall so they teleported away while screaming Into the unknown the sight they seen was too amazing to forget
Oli: Shrek I never knew we could do that
Shrek: I did gorl let's hang out again soon here's my Digits My distorted napkin that's been used for the past 10 years ;)
Oli:Oh thanks my OPPAR ttyl 😭❤️😉🤭🥵💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Oli teleported back home leaving a snow all over the place
PART 3 WILL COME SOON TEEHEE
YOU ARE READING
Oli❤️Shrek
HorrorA very intense love story between two thicc bois but someone is in the way of it all...who could that be? Only one way to find out 😉😉😉😉😉😭😭😉😉😉😉👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
