The Disastrous Life of Saiki K Oneshots and Scenarios

When He Texts

Saiki

Chill SO: Did you leave your bra here?

{Y/N}: Possibly, sleeping in them is super uncomfy.

Chill SO: How long has it been here?

{Y/N}: You're a psychic, shouldn't you know the answer?

Chill SO: Okay, Ms. Sarcastic.

{Y/N}:  <3

Kusuke

Dr. Boyfriend: Hey, could you come to my dorm. I have a killer headache, but I need to finish this machine.

{Y/N}: Sure, I'll grab some painkillers and a coffee on the way over. Need anything else?

Dr. Boyfriend: No, but has anyone told you how much of a lifesaver you are?

Kaido

Cutie: Hey gorgeous, um, I know it's early, but I had a nightmare...

5 Minutes Later

Shun heard knocking on his bedroom door. When he opened it you were standing there in your pajamas with a blanket in hand." I'm staying the night, kinda like old times."

Shun smiled and lead you over to the bed where both of you cuddled the nightmares away. You didn't want him to cry and whine the next day.

Nendo

Nendo <3: Yo, {Y/N}! Wanna get Ramen today? I'll bring Koriko no.2!

{Y/N}: Heck Yeah! I'll be right over.

Nendo: XD Heck Yeah!

Aren

Big Softie: Hey, could you call me and tell me to come home?

{Y/N}: Why??

Big Softie: Because my friends are being weird and annoying today. Normally they're cool, but today it's just crazy.

{Y/N}: Okay, give me a minute.

Big Softie: Thanks, I'll count the moments XD

Hairo

Boyfriend Material: {Y/N}! Everyone bailed on the project! How could they do thissss?!

{Y/N}: What project?

Boyfriend Material: The one for class 4A.

{Y/N}: Isn't that due in 3 months?

Boyfriend Material: Yes...

{Y/N}: Poor baby. I'll be there after practice.

Toritsuka

Ghostie Boy: Hey baby, um, can I hang at your place?

{Y/N}: Sure, but why so late?

Ghostie Boy: I miss you and I won't lie, your pajamas are super sexy.

{Y/N}: Thanks hon, I'll make some warm milk too.

Ghostie Boy: Best Girlfriend EVER!

Sorry for the long wait for an update.I've been in Florida for my colleges big annual event. I go to Full Sail, and they have Hall of Fame week every year. I may have late or few updates this week. I'm really sorry.