Aries: UK: I give-ith the poop, I take-ith that paper.
Taurus: Mexico: toilet paper is what I live for.
Gemini: America: Toilet paper, the food I'll eat
Cancer: Germany: I like to write while I'm sitting on the toilet, so I need toilet paper
Leo: America: We crap in bulk, we buy in bulk
Virgo: Poland: I wipe with pride.
Libra: China: Toilet paper, for all my daily needs.
Scorpio: Japan: You deserve better.
Sagittarius: England: Butt paper.
Capricorn: Australia: Great for when you need to go on the go..
Aquarius: Canada: It tastes better with Maple syrup, but still, not bad.
Pisces: New Zealand: Just how I remember.
So, how are ya'll in this toilet paper crisis?
Now there's also a LIMIT ON MILK! My family goes through so much milk and toilet paper : ')
Also... if I wrote a Countryhumans story, who here would read it?
It would be 'bout Aussie though, because he is my favourite, I also remember someone, I believe it was in the comments of this book (sorry if you're looking at this mate and your like 'what the Frick, does she not remember me?') saying that their favourite (Canada), also, didn't have many fanfics 'bout him, if I did one, I'd do special chapters for you, m8.
Okay, if you would read a CH story comment 'nah-yeah' and if you wouldn't comment 'yeah-nah'
Edit: Okay, yep, it was in the comments of this book it was Blueberrylover10
Okay, CIAO FOR NOW!
Also, please give me more ideas, thanks
-Keef a Corn
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FantasyThis is not accurate don't dis bruh. Apparently there's a new star sign, but I'm not going to use it, if you were born as (e.g) an Aries, but now you're a Pisces, just use an Aries because that's what you were born as. This is created by Me! (Keef-a...
