Gerard herd a crash from up stairs.
He immediately ran into the bedroom, to find frank crying on the floor. He noted the broken mirror, and the shards of bloody glass in his hand.
"wha-what's wrong?" Gerard stuttered.
"mY NIPPLES AREN'T THE SAME SIZE", frank cried in a whale-like moan.
Gerard unzipped his wang hole.
"That's okay.. One of my jangly-bits hangs lower than the other.." Gerard took out his pee pee and hit frank with it.
"Call me Gerald."
Frank scooped out the butter he was saving in his pocket and slid it down Gerald's face.
"ily"
"ily2"
