Gerard unlocked his boob cages
A tear rolled down his face as he watched his nipples fly free.
"It needed to be done" Frank said patting him on the back.
"Do you think they'll come back? To visit?"
Gerard said sitting in the grass.
Frank kneeled beside him, "I'm sure they will!"
"Now how's about we get some ice cream!"
"o-okay", Gerard said walking to the car with his head down. A evil grin appeared on his face.
What frank didn't know, was that Gerard didn't have any nipples. He just did it for the ice cream.
