In which Taehyung was dared to call McDonald's and order an inappropriate meal. He reckons this was not gonna be good, but he did it anyways.
Little did he know this was gonna be an interesting conversation.
Okay, so I'm in my small apartment, I rushed after my shift because of the "date". And now I'm starting to panic a little because... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. I opened my closet and began to think what I could do to get a nice pair of clothes. Hmm this should be easy right?
30 minutes later.....
"No this is so old..."
"I'm not gonna wear this..."
"Why did I even bought this?"
"Mom has a weird fashion sense, why did she even-"
"I'M NOT 15 ANYMORE WHY DO I EVEN HAVE THIS?!"
I'm so hopeless right now why am I being such a drama king, yeah I know not queen, I'm a man for God's sake.
"Is this how girl's feel on their first date?"
I can't even pick a damn outfit jeez. Oh, I know what to do. I grabbed my phone and dialed...
Calling Seokjin hyung.........
"JEONGGUK I SWEAR TO MARIO I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU IN-"
"Okay okay, I'm sorry I burned your kitchen, I got lost playing mario kart-"
"WHO THE HELL PLAYS A VIDEO GAME WHILE COOKING OMELET."
"It was- okay now is not the time for that hyung!"
"Why'd you called anyways?"
"Okay hyung, hear me out actually I'm going out on a da-"
"YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE?!"
"HYUNG LET ME SPEAK."
"Okay bitch what'd you want?"
"I actually don't know what to wear."
"Be there in 10."
Call ended.
Okay that was a hectic call. I'm never gonna cook in his kitchen again, don't want to hear a mom-like-friend scream in my ear again.
*KNOCK KNOCK* (Jin's still slightly angry at JK (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) - Author)
I rushed to the door and of course opened it.
"Hyung chill, you're break down my door."
" Says the kid who almost burned down my kitchen." He's sassy today wow.
He immediately goes to my room and immediately smuggled through my closet.
"So, what time is this date Guk?"
"At six pm."
"AT SIX?! Dipshit we only have 45 minutes!"
"Um, yeah.. so?"
"God my handsome face is already stressed."
"Hyung stop being a narcissist."
"Do you need my help or not?"
"I'll shut it now."
"Good."
So he went back to my closet to find clothes. I just sat in my bed doing nothing, because I don't even know how to look good.
"Okay I found some clothes that I think is presentable."
"Really hyung?"
"I'm serious, now put it on!"
I changed into this outfit hyung picked for me, it was actually simple. Why haven't I thought about pairing these.
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(Jeongguk's outfit except for the bag )
"Okay brat, I'm gonna add sunscreen on your face because it might get sunburne- FOR CHRIST SAKE GUK, YOUR CHAPPED LIPS IS HURTING MY HANDSOME FACE."
"Okay fine, give me your Nivea lip balm."
Seokjin hyung grabs the lip balm from his pocket and handed it over. He has like a stack of lip balms I'm sure, based on his plump lips he never runs out of lip balm.
I placed the lip balm on my chapped lips and God are my lips THAT dry? And it tastes like strawberry now.
"Guk, hurry the fuck up it's already 5:40."
"Okay okay, I'm almost do- there!"
I almost tripped just by rushing to the door, thank God I controlled my balance. I opened the door and headed out.
"Thanks hyung, I'm gonna go now!"
"No problem. Text me the juicy details later!"
I started walking to the park near McDonald's because that's where we're gonna meet up, DUH. There's a lot of people here, UGH. How am I going to find him? Oh, thank God I memorized his number.
I quickly entered his number and dialed it.
"Hello?"
"Hello Tae?"
"Uhm, who's this?"
"It's me Jeongguk, where are you?"
"Oh Jeongguk, hi! I'm right by the lake on the bench."
"What? I'm already here, I can't see you."
"I'm wearing a denim jacket and waving my hands."
I looked around again, and there he is. He saw me and we made eye contact, and he smiled. I can't believe how someone can be so hot damn. He slowly runs to approach me.
